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Toland

1. Commonly known as toe lint, it is a word used to describe lazy people who are obsessed with video games.

2. A person that doesn't shave.

3. A person with a crusty mustache who takes really long dumps and thinks believes he/she can eat a million guavas.

4. A person that just wants to have fun.

5. A person who wields a lamberge.

6. A person that hates to take showers.

7. Someone who gets his shirts ridiculously dirty.

8. Someone who slouches too much.

9. Someone who has 50 different types of serves in tennis.

10. A person who thinks he/she should be a dragon rider.

11. A person who takes revenge times thirty on you.


Examples:

Ohhh Toland just wants to have fu-un.

Eww... you have so much toe lint.

That's disgusting Toland.

Tolande ni yao jing chang xi zao, ra bu ran ni de toe fa hui you tai duo you
toe lint Toland
by Grandma Joe's April 28, 2009
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Tolabassist

A person who's horniness can leave to destruction to his/her surroundings
Therapist:You should really control your tolabassist,It's going to the point of hurting your loved ones
by AckelmTheGreat October 17, 2021
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tolan

a woman who often goes on vacation and leaves her friends behind.
Man, i miss that girl who is totally tolan-ing it!
by Rachel Freeno January 1, 2009
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Toland Shuffle

Where you have a wank with your dick against the wall and rub vigoroulsy with your leg =
"Mate a had the best toland shuffle last night, although ma mum wasnt to happy with the state of my wall and the excessive paint being used"


the toland shuufle if done succesfuly, you will have a lovely new colour of walls to admire although the smell might not be desired . not advised if you have black walls.
by wall lover October 20, 2008
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tolaminor

A disease that prevents hair from growing down there.
After seeing Bill in the shower, I guessed that he struggled with tolaminor.
by loiks November 5, 2012
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Tolas

by Skyggemagbb February 1, 2017
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Toland

A girl who is athletic but still trips over her feet. She is funny and nice and cares a lot. She has a lot of friends but only a couple of close ones. She can be a total dork but overall she is sweet and kind with a big heart.
Wow, you are so sweet. You must be Toland.
by 38729419239325 January 16, 2019
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