Tits Up and Taking On Water

-Not just that you're fucked but that you're fucked AND it's still getting worse.

-Your life is in the shitter already and now some asshole is about to give you a spin & flush at least twice.

-Not only is your POS boat dead in the water but it's sinking as well

Guy1: well shit life sucks... My wife is cheating on me
Guy2: Umm dude, what's that letter from the health department?
Guy1: Fuck, I guess I'm just tits up and taking on water, she gave an STD too.
Guy2: Well, it could be worse.

Guy1: How's that?
Guy2: At least I haven't caught it from her yet.

by romaddeez March 04, 2010

Tape those tits up

To have the courage and will to overcome a lack of motivation.
To become motivated.

"I don't feel like drinking beer tonight."
Man, Bobby, Tape those tits up, grow a sack, and drink a beer.

by Donny mallox August 16, 2017

Lit Up From The Tit Up

Reaching the peak point of an intoxicating experience.

"Of course I'm having a great time--I'm lit up from the tit up!

by TheOld77Podcast January 29, 2023

Get your tits up

The female equivalent of “Grow a pair”. First seen in the movie Bad Moms.

Get your tits up and do something about it

by Bdh1113 January 12, 2021

Get your tits up

Fight for your cause. Gendered for females

Get your tits up and fight gor equal rights.

by Bdh1113 January 12, 2021

Get your tits up

The female equivalent of “Grow a pair”. First seen in the movie Bad Moms.

Get your tits up and do something about it

by Bdh1113 January 12, 2021

Tits up theatrics

"Tits up theatrics" - A technique of photography limited to the top half of the breasts and face designed to distract from a weight problem.

"Did you check my girls friend on Facebook? She's says you cute, you in?" ...."I did man, I'm going to pass, just a whole lot of tits up theatrics"

by Madness as a boy June 01, 2017