Tipsy

An excuse given by a drunk person attempting to vindicate how much they've had to drink (usually with much slurring of words)
Im on shlightly tiphsy, it wash only sixsh drinksh I think.
by jamie November 13, 2003
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Tipsy

A song that is not cool anymore because little kids know it.....
Kid:I'm Tipsy!
Me:That song's not cool anymore!!
by Kevin May 05, 2004
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Tipsy

When you are a bit drunk, mainly used by Louise.
"Are you drunk? No I'm a bit tipsy"
"I'm tipsy"
"My name is louise and I'm tipsy"
by DoryJones🐠 July 14, 2017
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Tipsy

n. a sexy white cat with very spastic tendencies
v. the acting of pooping outside ones litter box to prove a point
If ever you spot a Tipsy, don’t give into her cuteness.
by reggin$$ May 28, 2020
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Tipsy

The act of touching penis tips with a male counterpart without sexual intentions.
Danny forgot his sleeping bag on our last Turkey hunt; in order for him to stay warm i knew we were about to get Tipsy sharing one bag!
by 2 Borthers one bag July 12, 2021
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Skip-the-Tipsy

When you drink a great amount of alcohol in a short amount of time, you completely bypass the tipsy phase and go straight to wasted.
"It's one of those 'skip-the-tipsy' kind of nights."
by Jolly Avalon Straw October 15, 2011
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Tipsy Tinkle

A Tipsy Tinkle is when one is plastered and proceeds to urinate on the closest surface. The Tipsy Tinkle occurs more than we know. It is not uncommon for it to take place at large social gatherings such as concerts, large parties, and bar mitzvahs.

It can happen almost anywhere!
tipsy tinkling can happen:
in a parking garage
in a kfc next to the register
a shopping mall's food court
on a lawn
during rehab
on your father
in a bouncy bounce
in court
while undergoing conquest or territorial expansion

For the sake of discussion, let's say a smashed chick staggers off to some suburban lawn and proceeds to tipsy tinkle, (see pioneers*) causing a lasting stain. In this situation, the tipsy tinkler could likely be caught; facing embarrassment, prosecution, reality, and a "triple t." The tipsy tinkle victim, such as the owner of the plot of land that was pissed on, could and will likely throw a "triple t" or a "tipsy tinkle tantrum." Since the tipsy tinkler is relatively defenseless because they are wasted, they are confronted and eventually conquered. This can result in serious injury or fatality, blindness, erectile disfunction, and being exiled for the tipsy tinkle purpetrator.

Note worthy pioneers of the tipsy tinkle are Mel Gibson, Phil Collins, Jen Steverson*, and Carlos Mencia.
Yo, that beat ho wandered off and straight up tipsy tinkled by the swing set!

by Johnny Mo November 07, 2006
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