time

noune, the. A rather abstract idea, also called the fourth dimension. Unlike other shortages, a lack of time tends to be welcome for anyone who is not lacking it as the person who is short of time cannot find the time to annoy the people with enough time all the time. However, excess demand can be eliminated by taxing time, so it becomes more expensive and people must spend time wondering how much they want to spend on their time, which costs them time incl. the time tax.
I spend rather a lot of time on thinking about time, its definition and why the fourth dimension cannot be chocolate cheese cake!
by -=DoC=- April 22, 2007
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Any action between a guy or a girl that involves flirting or sexual references.
Zach: I was talkin to ashley last night and she told me the color of her underwear and said she wanted me to finger her. Geoff: Thats time man, thats time.
by Z.Reich April 07, 2008
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A concept album by Electric Light Orchestra, released in 1981.
I met someone who looks a lot like you,
She does the things you do, but she is an IBM
by Zopwx2 August 27, 2005
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1. a bitch in real life
2. similar to an entire redwood tree up your ass.
3. scientific bullshit used to screw the working class over.
1. damn, i had to work overtime at three, the only time that hot swedish chick wanted to fuck.
2. i lost all that time in prison.
3. time is calculated by blah x blah - blah / blah x blah2 - blah x blah - sq rt of BLAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! FUCK!!!
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by agent armchair September 12, 2016
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something we are all short on. but that is just fucked up. we should have unlimited time in this fucking world!!!!
by singleteen April 17, 2018
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A slang term to be used in public in place of "marijuana" "pot" etc.

"Do you have any time?"
by Ali F July 18, 2006
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