tila tequila

the worst singer ever

tila tequila sonds like me singing on helium and has lyrics worse than all american rejects

by enoughshotstoshare September 28, 2006

tilani

Tilani's are usually people who love being a smartass all the time, but on the overall are beautiful people with amazing souls. They are usually brunettes who are extremely intelligent. Although they can be annoyed very easily they are still the ideal bestfriend. Besides the negatives tilanis are someone you want to have ad keep in your life.

"dude did you see that chick she's such a good friend, she must be a tilani."

by A girl who wants to be heard October 4, 2013

Timpani

The greatest set of Orchestral drums ever created

Person 1:Well, it looks like he can play the Timpani

Person 2: He is AWESOME

by 6DADADA May 31, 2009

tila tequila

Also see Tila Nguyen, because that's her real name.

She's 26. She's too old to be "the next superstar".

There's no denying Tila's courage is admirable and all, but where will she be in ten years? She can't just do "sex sells!" and MySpace forever. Also, she is too slow.

Plus her hip hop skills are out of par.

Yes, Tila Tequila's boobs are fake.

by Vivien Mourier April 21, 2007

Tila Tequila

-verb
1. act of having no talent

-noun
2. having no talent

Joe: I can't play this guitar!
Paul: Don't be a Tila Tequila, Suck it up and practice!

by James L.G. January 3, 2008

Tilda

The female name Tilda is a short form of the Old German name Matilda, meaning ”strength” and ”battle”. The name has been in Sweden since the late 1700s.

Tilda is also an own name, it dosen't have to be a shortform of Matilda.

Examples: Tilda, Thilda, Matilda, Mathilda.

It's also used in other countries.

Hi, my name is Tilda!

Oh, shorter for Matilda?

Nah, It's an own name too!

by Awkward Embarassing daa April 23, 2014

Tila Tequila

Flat-faced hooker who got famous by having millions of Myspace friends,being a slut on national television,and putting out shitty music.Basically,she's a professional media whore.

Did you catch Tila Tequila's new show,"Re-Enforcing Negative Bisexual Stereotypes With Tila Tequila" ?

by SneezeDoodle August 6, 2008