Tijuana Toothpull

When someone's balls are tied up in a string and connected to an open door knob and when the door closes, it pulls the person's balls and it hurts violently. Used mostly as a torture method

Thad: This guy knows where my pocket pussy is and he's not saying. You know what that means.
Crowd: Tijuana Toothpull!!
Alex: No!! No!!

by thegame24 July 21, 2011

tijuana refund

When you hire a prostitute, then kill her and get your money back.

I had to wait to meet Gay Tony to pay him the money I owed him, so I picked up a hooker and pulled a Tijuana refund.

by Thewanderer December 7, 2014

tijuana bullwhip

A sock filled with feces, used to strike someone acros the face.

The act of striking someone with a sock full of feces.

I bet that guy is still pissed from the tijuana bullwhipping i gave him...That'll teach him to hit on my girl!

by kgfjkgtkklgklj September 16, 2005

tijuana tickler

When banging a Tijuana hooker from behind with a duster in her ass. You pull out and let the burro finish the show.

Baby I'm going to give you the Tijuana tickler with zebra strips tonight.

by TAlonzo October 20, 2015

Tijuana Surprise

The accidental release of a small amount of diarrhea when farting.

I just got a Tijuana surprise. I should have avoided the taco stand last night.

by 1AnalWart November 29, 2015

Tijuana Vasectomy

v. The act of castrating an individual with a broken tequila bottle.

Ted went to Tijuana and ate the worm in the tequila. When he woke up with no balls, it became evident that he had undergone a Tijuana Vasectomy.

by MJJCool January 9, 2012

tijuana tuneup

When your vehicle is running poorly, one holds the throttle wide open to redline for a long period of time in hopes that it will fix it

Mexican#1: hey amigo, is your truck road worthy yet? I need a ride to the store for some tequilla?
Mexican#2: not yet. I tried giving it a Tijuana tuneup last night and I think it's running worse now

by Cheetoman69er May 6, 2017