Tiger Woods

1. (noun). A dark-skinned (or non-caucasian) male who is only sexually attracted to caucasian women.

2. (noun). A sexually promiscuous man; a man whore.

3. (noun). A married man whose wife has found out that he has been having an extramarital affair or affairs with other women.

4. (noun). A man who is a dangerous and/or accident-prone automobile driver.

5. (noun). A man who is or has been physically abused by a woman, usually a wife or girlfriend.

6. (noun). A mixed race man with dark skin.
1. Tyrell has sex only with white women. He's the Tiger Woods of Harlem.

2. Joe screws every woman he can get into bed.

3. Once Bob's wife Vicky found out he was screwing two women on the side she divorced him and got most of his assets, including the house and car, in the divorce settlement.

4. Jake has been in two car accidents this month. In the first accident he hit a fire hydrant while drinking and texting; in the second accident he drove his Porsche through his neighbor's living room.

5. Eddy had to leave the state because his girlfriend has been beating his ass black and blue. I hear Eddy is going to live in a battered men's shelter with other skinny wimps.

6. With one look Candace knew the male dancer was neither black nor white. All she knew for sure was that he was dark skinned.
by Johnny Z. Styles May 14, 2010
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When a guy is fucking a girl and pulls out before he cums, backs up and shoots his load at the hole while screaming “Fore!!!”
You: Last night I was fucking Ashley and pulled a Tiger Wood on her
Friend: No way, did you sink the shot?
You: Nah, it went wide left and hit her pillow
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To get divorced by way of playing 18 holes on the skanky public course when you've got a perfectly good place to use your putter in your own house.
Suddenly, doing the Tiger Woods tour took on a whole new meaning.
by Cunningest Linguist January 01, 2010
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Thepartofeveryforestyoudon'twanttoenter.
"Z-z-z-zoiks!!, it'sthemtiger woods.Letshightailitouttaheeya"
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King Henry VIII without the executions.
King Henry VIII was such a player, he had two of his wives executed so he could fuck up another one.

This defines Tiger Woods perfectly.
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The act of shoving a golf ball up your ass to attain rectal pleasure while still preparing for the main event. Once the golf ball is inserted, go ahead and give it a mighty push into a sock.. once the golf ball is in the sock.. mercilessly beat your partner with the sock and shit covered golf ball. This feeling of immense pain and intense appalling smell will cause a psychological metamorphosis causing them to experience the greatest feeling of sexual desire possible. This will surely get them in the mood.
Verb; Deloris: I'm too tired tonight

Jimmy: that's it, your getting the tiger woods later
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Tiger Woods

Plays golf, tends to be a man-whore, sleeps around, isn't very faithful, not very good at lying or cheating. Always gets caught. Obviously a dick.
"Did you hear Tiger Woods cheated on hi wife with about 14 of girls?!?
by Nikki6969 December 25, 2009
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