thwartophobia

The fear of being thwarted.

Gay person - FUCK YOU. Try to what you want, I will fucking thwart you
Normal person - I have thwartophobia

by CurryGAP69 October 22, 2013

Man Twark

An ugly man with a freakishly large mustache.

He really needs to comb his man twark.

by TheMissInformation March 1, 2011

Thwackies

Vibrant Trash from Toontown

Toon 1: Look at those thwackies over there
*Thwackies from a distance*: - grabs your baIls -

by jakebooy December 4, 2017

thwart

To block or prevent from happening...or, when used in slang, to destroy someone or something out of anger.

If he acts like that again, I will legit thwart him

by Kristi SuppleSebum February 15, 2009

thwack

to hit

Nikki thwacked her friend on the arm.
*thwacks you

by ^_^ September 28, 2003

thwack

To firmly slap ones penis across another persons face i.e. to be either very manly or very homosexual.

"Dude! That little limp wristed faggot just thwacked me!"

One jock buddy says to another...
"WHOA! Billy's asleep, someone thwack him!"

by Steven Spears April 14, 2005

thwarting

Thwarting is the act of waving around your boobies. Even though it concerns another part of the body, it is very similar to twerking, and as such mostly practiced by females. However, some exceptions to this rule exist.
In this matter unthwarting is also relevant.

Brenda is thwarting all the boys to the yard.
Thwarting in battle can be a good way to distract other soldiers.

by rijapo November 1, 2013