thunderscreech

Quite possibly the worst airplane ever made, the thunderscreech was an experimental aircraft from the 1950s. Some genius had the idea to take one of the most successful jet fighters of the day, the f-84 thunderjet, and put a propeller on the shaft of its engine. This was all well and good, but not only did it decrease the plane's top speed, but because the jet engine spun so fast, the tips of the propeller blades would go faster than the speed of sound. This meant that if you were standing in line with the edge of the propeller, you would be hearing around 200 sonic booms per second. The high-pitched scream the plane made gave it the sinister nickname "thunderscreech". It was, by all measurements, the loudest single-engined aircraft on Earth. It was so loud that if you were unlucky enough to have it fly past you, you could experience nausea, fainting, seizures, or even lose control of your bowels. All but 2 of the 7 flights ever made by the lone prototype ended in emergency landings, and the 25-ton aluminum turd now sits at an air museum, where it will forever serve as a warning to never put a prop on a jet fighter ever again.

We saw the thunderscreech at the air museum. Man, they told us it was ugly, but I never thought it would be THAT ugly!

by Jeb Kerman July 30, 2017

make a thunderstorm

throwing up a lot of cash

are you going to make it rain tonight?

I'm going to make a thunderstorm

by rockadiesel February 11, 2023

Thunderstormphilia

Someone who loves thunderstorms, especially with the black sky, loud noises and bright lightning. If the electricity goes out the better! Thunderstormphilia people are usually some of the most interesting--and sometimes creepy, like you're worried that they might be vampires or scare (maybe possibly even eat) little children--people you know.

Person 1:"Wow, she's awesome!"

Person 2:"Yeah, probably because she's a thunderstormphilia"
Person 1: "Oh, that explains it!"

by Thisisapseudonymifyoudidn'tkno May 26, 2010

West Virginia Thunderstorm

When you jizz on the end of an umbrella and then open it to where the semen flies onto a close relatives face.

"Me and my sister where in the bedroom getting busy so i got the umbrella and gave her a West Virginia Thunderstorm.

by Guillermo Pistol Dragon November 8, 2011

thunderstormized

When a huge change in weather pattern occurs and thunderstorm like symptoms appear in the nearby sky.

Miami is not a good place for vacation in the summer, other than the hot weather, many areas surrounding cities are thunderstormized during that time.

by Mauig20 May 30, 2005

Severe thunderstorm

A thunderstorm but can produce a tornado

I got hit by debris in the severe thunderstorm

Get over it

by Hbgnbhnnnn September 23, 2019

dirty thunderstorm

When you want to break up with someone, this after-coitus act will ensure its done:
after intercourse, while they are sleeping (keep in mind this is at their place), take a bunch of fecal matter and place it on the fan above this person. It works better if the fecal matter is wet, but if it is dry, simply wet the fanblade.
In the final stage, after spreading the feces and moving yourself and your items out of the way, flick the light on and off and turn on the fan.
Scream "THUNDERSTORM!" and get the hell out of there.
Sprinkles of fecal matter will be ALL over your exes belongings, thus making a clean break.

Kenny: you know that fat bitch linda who's been sweating me for the past month?

Me: Oh No, you didn't have sex with her did you?

Kenny: Yeah, but it's okay cuz I pulled a Dirty Thunderstorm on her after we finished. I Made It Rain!!!

Me: You sick Bastard! (Laugh)

by keifer alexander kennings May 22, 2008