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War Thunder

A war game that was created by Gaijin Entertainment, which is the most pay to win garbage in the world that loves to make the weakest Russian/Soviet tanks into juggernauts while making actually good American tanks into moving pieces of junk, plus, Gaijin really loves to screw you over for simply no reason. This also occurs in the air part of War Thunder, where Soviet planes can take you out with a couple of shots and yet America cannot do anything. You cannot progress in this game without 1, using German or Soviet vehicles, or 2, sacrificing your kidney to Gaijin to get better vehicles. If you are think of playing it, please don't. All it will do is make you suffer and suffer for the rest of timer.
Person 1: Hey Person 2, I got War Thunder, and I am so excited to play it!
Person 2: OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE DON'T, THEY WILL TORTURE YOU UNTIL YOU SUBMIT TO THEM WITH YOUR MONEY!
Person 1: It is too late, I already handed my internal organs over for a premium tank. And yet, it can't do anything to the Russian tanks.
Person 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
by yahahha May 20, 2023
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A painful game, it sucks your soul away and you hate it with all your heart but still play it.
War thunder sucks, I hate it but I must retrieve the silver lions.
by Wyatt10846619 May 28, 2023
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Cancer in Pain mixed into a game.
"Hey bro do you play War Thunder?"

"Unfortunately"
by the_biggest_funni June 23, 2023
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A game where you pay to win, basically it's a capatalistic game.
John: Wat u doin' ?
Tom: Playing War Thunder and I'm in debt.
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I spend all my money on War Thunder!
by anonymous September 27, 2023
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War thunder is a game that is complete hell and makes you wanna die.
person number one: "SHIT DEPLOY FLARES TISM 2"
Tism 2: "FUCKFUCKFUCK NEEEEEEEEEEEOWWWWWWM BANG *fucking explodes due to war thunder AIM-9 sidewinder*"
by The autism lad October 7, 2023
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The act of leaking sensitive or classified documentation on military equipment, technologies, or general intel online.

Usually an attempt to win an argument online when somone's favorite vehicle or weapons system isn't represented "well enough" in their shitty MMO.

Other times it's a move pulled by larpers online who think it will make themselves look cool.
(Insert user here) has been banned from (Insert discord server name here) for the following offenses: Posting F-16 documentaion marked with "NOFORN" in #memes

User: The hell did (banned user) go?

Moderator: To the forums probably. Dumbass was caught doing a War Thunder, so we had to ban his ass.
by Stupid Idiot Wyvern. November 18, 2023
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a free to play game in which you enter a long standing relationship , except your partner beats you with a stick and abuses you every single day
by akljfakljgklajklvnan November 26, 2024
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