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War Thunder

A game where you pay to win, basically it's a capatalistic game.
John: Wat u doin' ?
Tom: Playing War Thunder and I'm in debt.
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I spend all my money on War Thunder!
by anonymous September 27, 2023
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War Thunder

War Thunder is a game that will give you Autism, Cancer, Diabetes, Post-traumatic stress disorder, HIV, Autism, Cerebral palsy, Deafness or hearing loss, Blindness or low vision, Epilepsy, Mobility disabilities such as those requiring, the use of a wheelchair or walker or cane, Intellectual disabilities, Major depressive disorder, Traumatic, brain injury, Arthritis. Asthma, Cancer, Diabetes, Gastrointestinal disorders, Orthopedic limitations, Heart disease, Chronic fatigue syndrome, Seizure disorder, Tactical cancer, Dementia, Dementia, Dementia, Dementia. Dementia, Dementia, Penis falling off, Girlfriend disappearing, Women start to disappear. Anxiety disorders., Behavioral and emotional disorders in children, Bipolar affective disorder, Depression, Dissociation and dissociative disorders, Eating disorders, Obsessive compulsive disorder, Paranoia.
You don't have a girlfriend because you play War Thunder
by LapaTheFunnyCat July 22, 2024
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War thunder

War thunder is a free game for people whom have too much knowledge on military vehicles it is very concerning and is also has a very strange player base known words in war thunder:

Skill issue

Mad cuz bad

Get good
Just don’t die
War thunder player:” just died in a game I didn’t get any kills”
War thunder chat: “skill issue
by Egguth gleg uth December 10, 2022
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War thunder snail

An all knowing God like creature that watches over its children on the game war thunder, it often favors communism.
I have to buy premium today, because the snail is watching.....The war thunder snail.
by War Thunder victim January 31, 2025
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War Thunder

A war game that was created by Gaijin Entertainment, which is the most pay to win garbage in the world that loves to make the weakest Russian/Soviet tanks into juggernauts while making actually good American tanks into moving pieces of junk, plus, Gaijin really loves to screw you over for simply no reason. This also occurs in the air part of War Thunder, where Soviet planes can take you out with a couple of shots and yet America cannot do anything. You cannot progress in this game without 1, using German or Soviet vehicles, or 2, sacrificing your kidney to Gaijin to get better vehicles. If you are think of playing it, please don't. All it will do is make you suffer and suffer for the rest of timer.
Person 1: Hey Person 2, I got War Thunder, and I am so excited to play it!
Person 2: OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE DON'T, THEY WILL TORTURE YOU UNTIL YOU SUBMIT TO THEM WITH YOUR MONEY!
Person 1: It is too late, I already handed my internal organs over for a premium tank. And yet, it can't do anything to the Russian tanks.
Person 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
by yahahha May 20, 2023
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War Thunder

A painful game, it sucks your soul away and you hate it with all your heart but still play it.
War thunder sucks, I hate it but I must retrieve the silver lions.
by Wyatt10846619 May 28, 2023
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War thunder

I sold my soul for this game
by Groggenmann3000 January 9, 2023
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