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Game of Thrones

Game of Thrones is a game some cadets play when they visit the Colorado Springs mall restrooms to see who can suck off the most dicks or be sucked off the most.
Matt and I are going to a mall Saturday and play Game of Thrones -- wanna cum?
by USAF Cadet October 26, 2020
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Game of Thrones

1: An awesome HBO series based from George RR. Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire. What happens when you inject Lord of the Rings with the Machiavellian grimdarkness of Real Life, resulting in a spectacle of Porn, Politics and Murder.

2: A great show killed by Dumb and Dumber once they ran out of GRRM's material and in the final seasons enrolled in Rian Johnson's Star Wars School of Subverting Expectations, reducing Television's greatest Masterpiece into a total pile of shit.
3. Politics and Political Science in general, due to the competition and Machiavellian backstabbing inherent in the profession.
1: Game of Thrones is the most intellectual and realistic fantasy series ever!
2: Holy Shit the Last Two Seasons Sucked!

3: If Trump, Xi Jinping and Putin would just stop playing Game of Thrones and measuring their cocks against each other, we might have solved Climate Change.
by Henrikari October 11, 2019
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Game of thrones season 8

The season of game of thrones that is supposed to release next spring but will probably be delayed for another few years and will probably actually release after we're all dead
Fan 1: game of thrones season 8 is coming out in April
Fan 2: bullshit it sure as fuck won't release in our lifetime
by Yo Papi October 17, 2018
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Game of Thrones Jerk

The Game of Thrones Jerk. The phenomena where after watching game of thrones you inherently have the need to beat your meat.
Bro last night after I binge watched my favorite show I hit the meanest game of thrones jerk.
by Jumbodong1423 April 8, 2019
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playing game of thrones

Taking a shit.

Example: I'm at work and need to shit so instead of saying I'm going to shit in front of customers I say I'm going to go play game of thrones real quick to defend the porcelain throne.
I was playing game of thrones this morning for like an hour after drinking all night.
by The real amazing racist July 17, 2014
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Game of Thrones

A TV show that introduces gay sex to straight men.

They trick straight men by adding straight sex. The show uses camera angles to show gay floppy wieners during boring dialog. Fans of the show talk about how much they love the show, yet they don't quote any awesome dialogs because the show is filled with cock and balls.

South Park has criticize on the massive amount of penis in the show.
Orlando: do you watch Game of Thrones?

Ricky: No, I only watch straight porn.
by rickya209 May 16, 2014
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Game Of Thrones

The most overrated TV show ever. If you don't feel like wasting your time watching it, I'll explain it to you. Basically, the whole show is just softcore porn with a few dragons.
Me: Damn, Breaking Bad should have way more Emmys than Game of Thrones.
by MeganTheCreator February 25, 2019
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