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bitch twinkles

When someone has soft, bitchlike eyes.
Ay yo, that nigga ain't hard, i see the bitch twinkles in his eyes
by duncanville July 22, 2006
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thankles

when the size of the thigh extends down to the ankles. taken from the eanglish words thigh + ankle
just picture the fattest person that comes to mind and look down. you know exactly what i mean. THANKLES
by limbmaker December 31, 2006
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thankles

When an extremely obese person's thigh fat is so out of hand that it appears to engulf the knee, bypass the shin and calf and ends up stopping at the ankles. Combination of "thigh" and "ankles".
Brett: Hey, Did you see that woman standing in the buffet line?

Gabe: Hell yeah, how could I miss her. She's rocking some mean thankles.
by Gabriel D Sanchez May 21, 2009
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Black and white thinkers

Conservatives. They tend to think largely in terms of absolutes. Now don't get me wrong, absolute values are important - by no means do I support moral relativism - but it's necessary to recognize the many shades of grey involved in individual cases too. That is, after all, what situational ethics is all about.
I suspect that many of the conservatives I've met don't recognize these gray areas largely because of their absolutist religious upbringing.

A few scenarios:
A nine year old girl, tragically, is raped and impregnated by her stepfather. What to do? According to the religious absolutist, abortion is, under all circumstances, 100% wrong. Unless the birth is life-threatening, she can't abort.

Moderate: I don't normally support abortion, but here it's necessary.
Liberal: I think abortion is a right that belongs to the mother. I would support her right to choose if this girl was nine or twenty nine, raped or non-raped. (although i would personally disapprove of it in the latter).
Conservative: Fucking baby killers! It's an innocent fucking BABY we're talking about!
(as opposed to a non-sentient cluster of cells, lacking a nervous system and the ability to feel pain)

I had a much better example but the stupid character limit fucked me over.

See my future definition, Conservative Black and White Thinking Disorder for that one.
I blame religion for turning so many conservatives into black and white thinkers.

And this is why I dislike religion - it so often stops people from thinking. If people were encouraged to think in terms of individual cases as opposed to coming to each and every unique situation with a preconceived bias (abortion is MURDER!)...well, I don't know. We might have a better world. Just maybe.
by Submitters of Words June 13, 2011
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Thinkiness

Guy- I bet the guy that thought of the word thinkiness was high as hell when he thought of that.

Other guy- It wasn't a dude, and believe it or not, she never did smoke pot. She's one of the mindless idiots that think everyone that has ever done drugs did them because they are weaker than her or her dumber than her.
by The Original Agahnim January 4, 2022
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tinklespig

A word to describe a rather annoying and dim-witted individual that has only one braincell that rattles around inside of their skull like the little ball in a whistle
Bro, could you not be such a tinklespig?
by EvilGelatine03 March 16, 2023
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Tnickless

Tnickless was a homeless low income streamer who streamed everyday on twitch.
He has big hairy feet and unfortunately passed away 2 months ago, some fans admit to still feeling his presence with them.

Tnickless (adjective), a word used to describe someone as being poor and having a low income OR a nickname given to those who have a low income.
"Wow, that person is so tnickless!", "Your income is low, you are tnickless.", "I I I be popping bottles, sparkle and champagne."
by Lyxeezx June 16, 2023
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