why are you telling me this

What one says or thinks when another person tells them something that
1. Has nothing to do with the person being told something
2. The person being told something does not want to hear what they are being told

Girl: OMG i went to a Panic at the Disco concert last night! it was sooo freakin cool!
Guy: Why are you telling me this?

Girl: I have a huge crush on your friend!
Guy who likes Girl: Why are you telling me this?

by Seth Kraeder February 10, 2009

we're not just telling stories, we're changing lives

the famous words of the king himself, Dhar Mann

very epic and famous words

Actor1: So you see, you have always been adopted by me.
Actor2: what
*ends*
Dhar Mann (ending): Hey Dhar Mann, fam I hope you enjoyed this video.
Dhar Mann (ending): Remember, we're not just telling stories, we're changing lives. And if you share my videos you're changing lives as well.

by delonei June 17, 2021

Thelia

an amazing person with no self control

Omg that Thelia is so cool

by meloncolly February 28, 2011

Theliz No

Not a word but a popular Zambian phrase.
It comes from a short sentence "There's no."

Theliz no quarantine this year.

by Musonda Bemba. January 9, 2021

telligence

The amount of how dumb you are

People who don't know what 10 x 10 equals have high telligence

by shit words March 23, 2021

iTune telling

When you can't make up your mind about something. Use your iTune's shuffle and take the meaning of the next random song to help you decide.

"Dude I don't know what to do. When shall I call her?"
"I dunno man, do some iTune telling."

Yesterday - Beatles (this is when you re-shuffle)

by antart May 27, 2009

tellitubbies

n. incredibly disturbing children's tv show featuring four possibly alien creatures with symbols on their heads. the one with the triangle on it's head is possibly a homosexual according to rumor / conspiracy theory. probably makes incredible sense if viewed while in a state of altered consciousness, a collapsed or damaged psyche, alcohol poisoning, or all of the above. aimed at children below the age of 5, probably because anyone viewing the show above that age for more than five minutes cannot be expected to survive.

A: what's wrong with Jim? is he tripping on acid or something?
B: no, he accidently watched the tellitubbies on tv last week.
A: oh, no (starts sobbing).

by themarcuscreature February 10, 2005