Theis Tax

Theis Tax is the way of checking the validity of a win/loss against the Houston Rockets. If the Rockets were beaten, Theis Tax would be considered if the NBA Center known as Daniel Theis was active during the game. If Theis Tax is present, the loss would no longer be valid. Theis Tax would also be included if a team loses to the Houston Rockets. If Daniel Theis is present during a Rockets win, the losing team is eligible for mockery, as they lost to the rockets even with Theis Tax

“The Rockers lost? Did you consider Theis Tax?

by DanielTheisUnAppreciater December 18, 2021

eh-theism

Canada's official religion.

After hockey, beer, and maple leafs, Canadians prescribe to eh-theism as their religion of choice.

by LutheranLearner May 24, 2014

Theis

Theis is a dude who is bald of nature.

Dude 1: Hey who is your daddy.
Dude 2: Oh, just theis.
Dude 1: That bald dude.
Dude 2: yes, he is super bald.

by Elon Einstein Gates November 24, 2021

A Theist

Someone who believes in a Deity. Not to be confused with an Atheist.

BOB: Look! There's Jeff, he's a theist.

BILL: Jeff's not an atheist, he believes in God!

by Kahdlibber October 9, 2017

Theis

An awesome guy you love to be around. His name is descendent from the god Thor, so you know he's badass! But a Theis is mainly known for his extremly large penis and his ability to make every woman orgasm. Girls love him and guys wanna be him.

Person 1: "Dude, if you could choose to be anyone, who would you wanna be?"
Person 2: "Theis! No question. I could make every girl cum and i would have an extremely large penis"

by Dhaisor September 21, 2016

Anti-Religious-Theist

Any person that does not believe in organized religion but believes in a god and the core principle commonality found within the earliest versions of all religious doctrines of, "Love thy neighbor".

I am an anti-religious-theist that believes in an individuals right to believe in any god they do choose as long as that belief does not disregard right over wrong morally and does not intentionally hurt anyone else. My religion believes in love.

Not absolutism of one religion being right over another and not who is entitled to what property or possession or land. And not classifying any human being to be better or worse than another.

Just universally recognized love.

by Boomerboy79 December 30, 2016

j-theist

A jewish atheist

(see also: jagnostic)

Want all that cool jewish oppression, but not all the shitty religion? Be j-theist.

by Teteae May 8, 2006