Theatres des Vampires 

A gothic metal band that came from Italy. There earlier albums had quite a bit of black metalness in them, which completely died out on their Nightbreed of Macabira. After that album male vocalist Lord Vampyre was kicked out, and their back-up vocalist Scarlett became their lead vocalist. A lot of their songs sing about evil and/or Satan.

They were the first band to be given the called vampiric metal (which isnot a genre).

I love the song Tenebra Dentro off by Suicide Vampire, by Theatres des Vampires.

Theatres des Vampires by Necrotika July 18, 2006

scissors theater 

When someone pretends they are opposed to another person, but they are not, and they actually just do it for something.
Based upon the Brazilian series "Teatro das Tesouras", that says that the politicians in the elections only pretend to be against each other, and they do not have an actual ideology, just hunger for power.

Guy: Why is he pretending to defend something? He just wants to have that thing!
Dude: Another actor in the scissors theater.

scissors theater by theomegapyrope July 10, 2020

Mystery Science Theater 3000 

A cult television comedy series created by Joel Hodgson (replaced by Mike Nelson after the fifth season)originating from Eden Prairie, Minnesota. It consisted largely of fictional characters making fun of existing cult films, a format which proved to be influential. Original episodes aired on Comedy Central and the SciFi Channel from 1989 to 1999. The show started with a short run on Minnesota UHF station KTMA channel 23 from 1988 to 1989.

Arguments about whether Joel or Mike was better on Mystery Science Theater 3000 are usually pointless.

Mystery Science Theater 3000 by Eric Seven February 20, 2005

Lumina Studio Theater 

A kick-ass acting group in the United States. Not the car. We do Shakespeare, Dickens and random shit made up by our director. We usually (but not always) twist the setting or characters somehow. Lumina is not to be treated casually. We take it seriously. It is not an after-school activity. And not a cult, at all...

"I have a Lumina Studio Theater rehearsal from 12:30 to 3:00 on Saturday."

"Really? That short?"

Or

"What do you do do for fun?"
"I do Lumina."
Or
"Can't you just skip a Lumina rehearsal once?"
"Hahahahahahaha."

Lumina Studio Theater by BlackInk April 14, 2010

street theater 

2. Street Theater used in Gang Stalking
"Street theater" when spoken of in a gang stalking context refers to carefully scripted harassment by neighbors and strangers especially, but can include harassment by family, friends and co-workers. These skits are designed to keep a target at a high stress level, but are crafted so that outside observers are likely to wave the skits off as "the breaks". The cumulative effect of such skits can be crushing to sensitive victims. Noise, crowding in person or on the highway, stealing items from shopping cart when in the checkout line, and kids sent to hang out in front of, stare, make noise, in front of a victim's house or by putting strange items on a lawn as the victim drives by, such as a vacuum cleaner!

There was a car parked on the roadside and as soon as the person saw me coming, he opened the door and got out into the street! This street theater skit was designed to send a message to get out!
Because it is common to get out of cars it is hard for other people to understand. However in Gang Stalking this is shown to the victim in an overt way at first in a very unusual manner. In the example above it is obvious only to the victim that the person is sitting in the car waiting to get out as the victim goes by, instead of pulling up, stopping and getting out in a normal sequence.

street theater by MRGs April 10, 2006

Shakespeare theater 

To declare your unsubscription or unfollowing of an internet channel, brand or product in an overly dramatic fashion.

"Well it has been fun, but because you have deviated from your original content, I have decided enough is enough! Perhaps one day I will follow you again when your content meets my standards once more. Good day!"

"Magnificent Shakespeare theater. Bravo."

Shakespeare theater by gardens October 4, 2012

street theater 

A manufactured commotion meant to distract.

Well, officer, there was a little street theater, and when I looked down, my bag was gone.

street theater by buggum September 18, 2005