Wolverining

You dress up in the Wolverine outfit (comic book version, of course) and when the priest says "If anyone objects to this union, speak now or forever hold you peace." The person busts into the wedding and causes general disarray. This is usually done in groups so as to cause maximum confusion.

Groom: Yo, I was just about to get married to the life of my life and you won't guess what happened?
Friend: What?
Groom: Joe, Phil and Harry came in Wolverining...

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Priest: If anyone objects to this union, speak now or forever hold you peace.
Wolveriners: Yo! We're Wolverining this wedding!

by Ionxion February 15, 2012

The Wolverine

A sexual act in the same category as doing the Superman,or Spiderman.It's when the male jizzes on multiple knives,puts them between his fingers,and proceeds to fuck the chick with it.

Dude, I totally gave my girlfriend The Wolverine last night! She was bleeding like hell!

by Zosocrow94 June 12, 2009

wolverine

A solitary, burrowing carnivorous mammal of northern forest regions, related to the weasel and having a heavyset body, short legs, dark fur, and a bushy tail. Also called carcajou, glutton, skunk bear.

Aka: A fat, ugly, lonely, ill-tempered, weasel.

Typically used to describe a fan of the University of Michigan

"God damn that girls ugly, she's even got a 'stache!"
"Yup, she's a Michigan Wolverine alright"

by ChadHennesTailBone September 28, 2005

Wolverined

After having awesome sex with your lady while on her period, you finish and while covered in her menstrual blood you jump in the shower and wash it away imagining as if your Wolverine healing from some awful wound/s from battle.

Me: Man i had awesome sex with my lady last night while she was at her heaviest on her period!

Paul: Hmmm... Sounds messy...

Me: Yeah its ok cause i just wolverined afterwards!

Paul: Thats AWESOME!

by StuntmanJames January 18, 2011

The Wolverine

the position a sports fan stands in when completely disgusted with his/her home team's preformance. Consists of both hands placed on the head and a look of disgust on the face. Also known as "The Big House Position". Originated in Ann Arbor, Michigan during the game against Appalachian State.

"The team was getting beat so badly everyone in the stadium was doing the Wolverine"

by Marcus D Ricardo September 10, 2007

wolverine

A student or alum of the University of Michigan

After the wolverines overcame a 21 point deficit to win over Michigan State, you could hear the 107,501 wolverines screaming "It's great... to be... a Michigan Wolverine"

by Will Mendoza June 29, 2005

wolverine

A chick with long sharp fingernails.

"I was banging that chick last night and just as I'm about to butter her popcorn, she starts raking the shit out of my back with her claws. I thought I was being attacked by a fucking wolverine."

by Camboni May 01, 2007