THEO VAN GOGH

Theodoor "Theo" van Gogh (Dutch pronunciation: ˈteːjoː vɑnˈɣɔx, July 23, 1957 – November 2, 2004) was a Dutch film director, film producer, columnist, author and actor. He was the great-grandson of Theo van Gogh, who was the brother of artist-painter Vincent van Gogh.

Mistaken by many to be a guy that was vonurable. This is not true. When you fucked with him he was very poisonous. With other words: He coquetted with his vulnerability.

He really really wasnt a Nelson Mandela type a guy.

Theo really thought he was untouchable saying the things he did about muslims and Islam. When he got stabbed to death by a muslim extremist his last words where: "Mercy mercy! Cant we talk it out?"

He went out like a coward.
Guy one: "Theo van Gogh wasn't a coward, he said what he thought; A real crusader of the free word"

Guy two: "Yeah then why did he begged for his live like a litte bitch when he was about to get stabbed to death?"

Guy Three: Damn that's messed up.
by gooznr1 October 04, 2010
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Van Gogh's Paint Brush

The secretion soaked, cylindrical accumulation of pubic hair at the bottom of the scrotum, which exists as a result of very sloppy oral sex, that paints the receivers forehead or chin with their own saliva throughout the sexual encounter.

Usually occurs during Midwest Water Torture.
I was attempting to write my name on her forehead with Van Gogh's Paint Brush, but the flow of saliva washed my work away far too quickly.
by RussellWestbrooktripdub November 14, 2017
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To ruin something beautiful by trying to improve it.
You think I should lose weight?

Hey, don't put your foot through a Van Gogh, now.
by Alex Stockwell November 10, 2007
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Got a Van Gogh

Going to a hair salon and walking out with an uneven haircut.
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van gogh

an artist that every art hoe on tumblr thinks that he killed himself by eating yellow paint because he just wanted to be happy. He's a STYLISH BOII.

also an impressionist.
van gogh did not die for this shit
by kayyyyyy12234 September 12, 2018
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van gogh

he cut his ear off
oh no van gogh where did your ear gogh
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Van Gogh

When you rip your girls ear off and nut in the earhole
Friend 1: yo I just did the Van Gogh to my girl
Friend 2: what the fuck is wrong with you
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