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the tampon channel

Any channel like Bravo or Oxygen which has programs aimed towards more feminine audiences. Known for abundance of tampon commercials.
Me and my girlfriend were watching TV together, but since nothing that she wanted to watch was on, I got stuck watching the tampon channel.
by I am a Piranha August 29, 2007
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The Trampoline

Where you extend the foreskin of your nutsack to form a "trampoline" and you bounce your penis off it creating the effect of a trampoline.
Guy 1: Hey dude, check this out
Guy 2: Ohhhh man... wtf
Guy 3: THE TRAMPOLINE!
by Weak Saucer November 29, 2007
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The Tampon

A mediocre personality, sets a poor example as a friend, widely regarded as a horrible person, an inadequate lover and definitely on the outer as a loved family member.

Rarely will you find someone who likes the cut of this mans jib.

Last seen taking stock of himself.

Prior to that, last seen taking a good hard look at himself. It's likely that he was the person who last saw himself, whilst taking a look at himself. Because that makes sense.

NB: Occasionally a good bloke but barely deserves a mention. In the interest of being balanced, he has excellent taste in choosing groomsmen for his wedding.
"Gee, I hope The Tampon comes out of retirement next season"

"Ha! Did you hear The Tampon injured himself again?"

"The tampon is not a good friend but I now feel obligated to keep him around"
by Betterthanyou2012 December 12, 2012
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Little Man on the Trampoline

The act of grabbing the sides of your scrotum and pulling it taught whilst you bounce your penis up and down on it.
My girl likes it when I show her the "little man on the trampoline"
by Steve-o and Tim December 15, 2008
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Take The Tampon Out

Colin: "Dude I Dont Want To Hit Him With The Paper Ball"

Nick: "Dude take the tampon out and do it!!!!"
by Nick Schauble May 3, 2008
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Lady & The Tramping

One person has food in their mouth while other runs up and french kiss the food out of them. MUST BE A RANDOM PERSON.
Tom: I totally lady and the tramped my girlfriend.

Bill: nahh man its only Lady & The Tramping if its a random person.

Tom: Oh shit I'm gay.
by Osoreos July 5, 2012
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Lady and the Tramping

Eating String cheese out of your Girlfriends Pussy
You: Hey mom me and Barbra lady and the tramped it last night!

Mom: You ate string cheese out of her pussy. I knew i raised you right me and your father do that all the time.

You: love you mom you better not of forgot to pack my lunch this morning you stinky fucking cunt. <3. I love lady and the tramping my girlfriend
by MoStDef June 17, 2015
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