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The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza

The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza is a hard/math/grind/core band from Arizona. Their song titles have such interesting names as "My Bowling Ball's Frozen in a Footlocker in Chicago" and "5 Deep On Charlie".
The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza (the band, not the fundraiser) is the best band name since Dick Wrinkles.
by zomgzhaxed January 5, 2009
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The Tony Danza

Similar to the "donkey punch" where a sharp blow is delivered to the back of a woman's head during anal intercourse to relax the anus but at the moment of impact the phrase "Who's The BOSS??" is yelled.
Son, when I get home I'm gonna give your mother a Tony Danza to warm me up for the Hummer your gramdma promised me.
by Cheezy Coot August 27, 2002
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The Tony Montana

To ejaculate into your partner's nose when receiving oral pleasure.
She made me watch Jersey Shore last night so i gave her The Tony Montana
by jackbaronguy October 7, 2013
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The tongue-punch Kegstand

When a naked man does a handstand while another man holds him up by the ankles and eats his asshole while giving him a reach around.
We should try this great new move called The Tongue-Punch Kegstand, the fraternity will love it!
by Scrotum Hunter July 20, 2010
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The Tone

"What are you doing this weekend?"
"Heading out to The Tone."
by R30 October 16, 2015
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the greatest grindcore band of all time. ever. they make dillinger look like crap.

... no ... really... you dont understand
by jason February 16, 2005
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The Tone-Gay Effect

This mental condition is commonly found in the rarest of cases. The first known case was discovered by accident in 1876 by William Harrington Beckett IV on an expedition around the world. The side effects can be (but are not limited to):

1. Creating social situations that never actually happened for attention, i.e. being "spiked" on a night out
2. Play-acting at place of work, pretending to collapse due to "stress" and "anxiety"
3. Fraudulent claims of abuse or misconduct
4. Confessing uncharacteristic yet predictable homosexual love for close friends
5. Constructing false narratives of physical confrontations with members of the general public
6. Inexplicable erections that last for an infinite period
7. Developing one-sided sado-masochistic attraction to fiendish harlots
8. Arrange appointments with cohorts only to disengage, re-engage and re-disengage from previously agreed upon plans
9. Incessant correction, of, punctuation. being put in the: wrong places in a sentence?
10. Becoming increasingly incestuous with ones own mother
Tracey: So what's wrong with my son Dr.Lancaster?
Doctor: He is showing signs of what is known as the Tone-Gay effect , I'm sorry madam, it is very rare, it is incurable and there is little we can do to treat it
Tracey: Does that mean he has to be sectioned?
Doctor: I'm afraid so....
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