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The pen is mightier than the sword

Another way of saying that theres a lot of bullshit in history books to support the agendas of a group in power to make that group look more like a clear victor without any negative qualities, and make another group look like they met their downfall. In reality, questioning what the pen writes is enough to make you wonder if there are any winners at all with something like a war.
The pen is mightier than the sword is what the same people you need swords for in the first place tell you.
by Solid Mantis August 9, 2020
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Sheathing the flaming sword

A risky sex act. A man puts on a condom and covers it in lighter fluid. He then lights it and puts his penis into a vagina.
I’m going to be sheathing the flaming sword with my girl tonight.
by tankajahari December 1, 2022
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The ol' Sword in the Stone

Whilst recieving a handjob, the girl grabs the cock skin really hard and yanks upwards forcefully every few seconds, like is the guy trying to pull the sword from the stone in Excalibur.
oh nancy gave me the ol' sword in the stone last night.
I kept moaning in agony but she thought it was pleasure
so she kept pullinh harder and harder
now my cock looks like a slinky
by D.J. Dildo March 15, 2010
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laying down the rape sword

The act of owning your opponent in a competition. Similar to doing the rapedance or boarding the rapetrain.
Chuck and I were laying down the rape sword in Mario Tennis doubles today.
by Popadamus January 13, 2010
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Pining For The Pork Sword

When a woman is in serious need of penetration by cock.
Dolan: Hey Fav, what did you and the locals do last nite?
Fav: We flared a couple of fatties on Inn Street and then went to The Grog to watch some band.
Dolan: What up with the chick scene?
Fav: Mostly local MILFs out pining for the pork sword.
Dolan: You do any clam stabbing?
Fav: Did some finger banging behind The Thirsty Whale, not much else.
Dolan: Typical nite in the port.
Fav: Yup.
by Fav May 1, 2008
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The bloody sword

It's when you have sex with a girl, during her period. The point is your "hero/penis" will go into the cave, do what has to be done, and it will come out all bloody, like if you've killed a dragon.

It's a reference when the knight/hero is going into the cave with the sword to kill the dragon and comes out with a bloody sword.
"Yo bro, yesterday I went to get The bloody sword if you know what I'm sayin'."
by Brother Kludex April 5, 2019
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bruno the magical sword

the favoured toy of browntardf monkey boy. is a living creature and inhbitant of tivertown.
browntardf monkey boy played with bruno the magical sword from dawn to dusk.
by marvin barrs November 27, 2004
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