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squit bleed

You make the female cum so hard she starts to squirt, shit herself, begin to have a nooe bleed, then go into a 10 second seizure.
Dude, last night i made my girl friend cum so har i made her squit bleed, i cant wait to do it tonight again.
by ADHLX August 6, 2009
mugGet the squit bleedmug.

ScReAmInG SqUiTs

The name says it all.
Mcdonalds gives me the screaming squits in a short amount of time.
by Pat The Phunky Homosapien June 28, 2003
mugGet the ScReAmInG SqUiTsmug.

squite squirrel

check out the squite squirrel
by squitymcsquitesquite March 16, 2009
mugGet the squite squirrelmug.

squit face

Clare Fraser Of City Of London Freemen's School

Best Friend Of Emily - see wenchie
by roz March 23, 2004
mugGet the squit facemug.

Christmas Squits

The runs you get on xmas morning after to much to drink on xmas eve.
Mum: You were in the toilet a long time this morning.

Son: Yep, I drank miles too much last night and had the old Christmas Squits!!!
by JimmyF69 December 24, 2008
mugGet the Christmas Squitsmug.

Spring Flinging in the Squiting Sprayer

This is when you have a big party or celebration revolving around your squiting sprayer (AKA WAP)
Madelyn: im having a spring flinging in the squiting sprayer tonight if anyone wants to “come”😏😏
by Wetspaghetti June 9, 2021
mugGet the Spring Flinging in the Squiting Sprayermug.

Squit

To abruptly have meant quit, but in the moment of passion a slur occurs producing the beautiful and somehow better sounding word for the occasion....SQUIT!
I told you to squit what you’re doing! Or I will make you squit!
by Big red 1428 March 30, 2023
mugGet the Squitmug.

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