scrog

1: To grab another person in a headlock and noogie them until they beg for mercy.

2: Cider Dregs.

1: *noogie noogie noogie*

by Moose November 17, 2003

scrog monster

a girl that likes to fuck alot.

see that girlover there? she's a scrog monster.

by 4Q2pal November 13, 2007

Scrog worthy

To Scrog: Have wild dirty sex. Someone who is scrog worthy evokes wild sexual desires. Scrog worthy: One who is deserving of fulfilling another's most banal and base sexual desires no matter how bizarre, i.e. fornicating in tartar sauce or penetration with food like corn. To be scrog worthy is the ultimate sexual partner for those indulging in the dark side of sexual desire.

"As soon as I met Ricky, I knew he was scrog worthy."

"He has the same bizarre taste in music as me, so he must be scrog worthy."

"Call me crazy, but when I saw her drunk and puking, I knew she was scrog worthy."

by CONSTRUCTION DIVA September 15, 2009

palm-scrog

Masturbation. The fondling of one's self in a sexual manner.

Johnny spent all day palm-scroggin' when he should have been completing his homework.

by hawnasay November 12, 2006

Scrog

A person who is so stupid and deplorable it becomes hard to view them as human.

S.C.R.O.G. Stupid Cunt Reliant On Generosity

I was starting to think Nathan was a real scrog until he finally got a job and started paying me back for all I've done for him.

I thought Andrew was a real nice guy at first... Then I realized he had been shooting heroin, stealing and harassing people! Man what a scrog!!!

by Squanto The Native American February 12, 2018

scrogness

A way of describing and rating someone or something's undesirability or unattractiveness.

The man known simply as 'Gundy' woke up in a pool of scrogness.

A lady exited the bar and spewed all over the pavement in front of me, then sat down and began urinating herself, she was a woman of particular scrogness, i had to have her.

by TreeBeard May 12, 2014

Scrog

To have sex,

To fuck,
To enter penis into vagina

I want to scrog you.
Can we scrog tonight.

by Asmidt April 24, 2018