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scale the bass

Human male masturbation; so called because stroking the erect penis resembles, albeit tenuously, the action of removing scales from a game fish in preparation for cooking
Dude, that stripper gave me blue balls. I'm going in the crapper to think about her and scale the bass, then calling it a night.
by C.C. Black November 4, 2007
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The Riddle Scale

A simple way of categorizing how good a "that's what she said" joke is.

A way of rating a "that's what she said" joke on a scale from one through three. Level one being the easiest and three being the hardest. A level one is very easy to make, and doesnt require much thought be put into it. A level two is when someone says something that requires some thought and imagination to make it seem sexual. Level three is just a level two, but in front of a large audience.
I dont know why, i havent changed anything, but it's just getting bigger and bigger lately

Thats a level one on the Riddle Scale if ive ever heard one
by mystriddlery November 3, 2012
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The snoop scale

For every 1 -10 cloud it is 10 snoops for example if someone says they are on cloud 10 they are at 100 snoop's it's a high rating system
Yo man I'm on cloud 8 , oh dude your at 80 snoop's

Bro let's get to cloud 10 aka 100 snoop's

Definition:Meaning how high a person is or how high they want to get aka the snoop scale
by Polobear64 May 30, 2019
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The Timmy Scale

a scale that can determine the drunkness of a person. the scale is from 1-timmy (or your friends name). if the person reaches "timmy" then they are drunk. if they go beyond timmy they become jimmy "or a name that rhymes with your friends name) and if they become blackout piss yourself drunk they turn into steve (or a name that does not match your friends name at all)
justin - dude how drunk was brian last night.

Timmy - on the timmy scale? fuckin steve
by Uncle Brin July 24, 2010
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The Srinivas Scale

The scale to determine how srinivasy and black you are
What are you on the srinivas scale???
by Srinibobs November 2, 2021
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The kinky scale

A scale starting from vanila to like proper chains and whips shit. 1 -10...1 being just missionary...10 he needs a fucking leesh
Wow he’s about an 8 on the kinky scale
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He’s like 2 he’s into a few things but not much
by Iwanttofuckforaliving October 15, 2018
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The Enchilada Scale

The ultimate measurement for how attractive someone or something is, it is not just a measure of looks, but also of personally (if you put an enchilada in the microwave, the inside gets hot as well). It is a scale of 1-10 minutes with seconds as well, 3-4 minutes is average)
Hugh Jackman is a solid 8 on The Enchilada Scale. Donald Trump is a 15 second enchilada.
by Enchilada Man March 20, 2019
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