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the real ryan

1. Part-time drag queen.
2. gay fag/loser/fruit/bimbo/dipstick/fruit cake/fruit loop/w/e else u can think of
3. person who likes to lick his friends
4. MICRO
5. head of the "others"
6. part of the three fuckateers, as josh would say
7. cuacha
8. asked lexi out in gym class and got turned down haha what a loser
9. thinks he's hot
10. flaming whopper
11. devil's lover
12. person who likes to stare at his GUY friend's ass and like's his GUY friend's elbow in his crotch
1. why did u ask him out during LA omg ur such a ryan!
2. plz tell me thats a costume cuz u look like a ryan
3. STOP TOUCHING URSELF U RYAN
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Ryan the Husky Son

A turd burglar who duct-tapes flip-flops to cats.
You'll rue the day you duct-taped a flip-flop to Mittens, Ryan the Husky Son!
by Thatdudewiththeshovel December 5, 2017
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ryan the nonse

A gay guy that licks cock and likes to bum kids
Omg is that Ryan the nonse.
by Ryan the nonse December 19, 2017
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The Reverse Ryan McMahon

Using a baseball bat (typically a wooden one) to satisfy a women sexually. While the girth of the bat can be arousing, the receiver is also typically a fan of baseball, heightening the enjoyment. Regional term: typically rural USA & parts of Canada
"After Jenna banged the Atlanta Braves after they made the World Series, I now need to give here the Reverse Ryan McMahon just to get her off"
by Juan Lip March 22, 2022
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Ryan The Mascot

Wow that guys a Ryan The Mascot
by Ryan The Mascot May 24, 2016
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Ryan the Mercenary

The living, breathing, definition of disappointment. There are no words to describe the reign of tyranny imposed by the redundant and incessant amount of sheer luck this freak of nature possesses. He's horrible. I hate him.
- CT
by Ryan the Mercenary February 8, 2021
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Ryan The Ultimate Giga Chad

Ryan is the most masculine, has the big muscles , has the highest testosterone man has every seen. Ryan pulls all the bitches, I'm talking the goth girls with the fattest ass. So masculine he see every other gender as female.
by JaytheSsumdeeSucker October 18, 2023
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