The Uncommon Plague is like the Common Plague, except worse. There is no cure. Once you get the Uncommon Plague, you're basically fucked. You cough up more bad memes, you slowly start losing your memes. You can get it by going onto Tumblr. frequently.
Guy 1: Hey, I heard Guy 2 got the Uncommon Plague.
Guy 3: Yeah, there is no cure, he might lose his memes forever.
Guy 1: Oh jeez, rip Guy 2.
Guy 3: Yeah, there is no cure, he might lose his memes forever.
Guy 1: Oh jeez, rip Guy 2.
by Mr.MemerTheDankTerrorist May 21, 2016
Get the The Uncommon Plague mug.A plague that seems to have infected millions of people around the world, it's one known effect is lulling people into the false belief that PC's are better than Mac's. It may sound silly but is an increasing problem having enormous effects on todays society. The one known cure to this malicious disease is an iPod.
Dave: I like my PC cos it runs the best operating system in the world Windows on it.
Harry: Hah looks like you've still got The Windows Plague, here check this out, (hands Dave an iPod)
Dave: Wha-? This is genius! Must of been made by Microsoft.
Harry: -_-; *sigh*
Harry: Hah looks like you've still got The Windows Plague, here check this out, (hands Dave an iPod)
Dave: Wha-? This is genius! Must of been made by Microsoft.
Harry: -_-; *sigh*
by An On E Mouse February 17, 2008
Get the The Windows Plague mug.The plague was a deadly disease. If you got infected by the bacteria, you would die. Obviously you don't want to die. So if you avoid something like you would avoid the plague the plague, you really, really try to avoid it.
by Foxyflower September 24, 2015
Get the avoid like the fucking plague mug.The New Plague is another term for aids theat GWAR(the best death-metal band ever) first used in a song entitled The New Plague to tell how he got aids
"Im just a person, and ive got The New Plague;
I dont know how i got this way;
I drank some whiskey, went and got laid;
now im a person jus a person with aids!"
-by GWAR, the best death-metal band ever!!!(probobly the best band overall biatch!)
I dont know how i got this way;
I drank some whiskey, went and got laid;
now im a person jus a person with aids!"
-by GWAR, the best death-metal band ever!!!(probobly the best band overall biatch!)
by oderus orungus December 14, 2008
Get the The New Plague mug.an illness where one listens to "Friday" by Rebecca Black and the song is forever looped in their mind. Highly contagious
by sahgdzhsjc April 12, 2011
Get the The Black Plague mug.The Hague Plague, you were stupid to release them. You've gone too far.
You NWO IDIOTS
You SHOULD HAVE EXPECTED US
You NWO IDIOTS
You SHOULD HAVE EXPECTED US
The Hague Plague is the event which allowed all the right anonymi to coalesce and find eachother to weed out the snakes. COVID 19, murder most foul, the most recent syrup to be designed for bionanochemical control of undesirables. MERS SARS HCOV, they're all mutant science experiments.
by Bl@ckFl@g April 2, 2021
Get the The Hague Plague mug.The Reverend Tholomew Plague is the former drummer from the band Avenged Sevenfold. He's inspired many fans...and to each fan "The Reverend Tholomew Plague" means something a little different. However, we can all agree that he was an incredible person with a heart of gold. RIP. foREVer.
by a fan. November 21, 2013
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