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how did your game change for, I’m going to say the better, when you joined the Mafia with Matt and I? Oh Naur!!! Im turning into Bowie Jane.
by Mechanical_11037 November 12, 2023
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Matt, the blond douche on TMZ

The person whose ass i would most like to kick on a daily basis. I don't know him personally but, i am irritated by his galactic ignorance and narcissism. People that have a public forum such as TMZ and open their mouths whenever possible, whilst failing to realize they are idiots, chap my hide something fierce and make me violent.
TMZ is a guilty pleasure of mine. I watch mainly to see and hear the on-air employees display their lack of wit and knowledge. The group consists of various,dimwitted, 20-somethings, but their undisputed king is "Matt, the blond douche on TMZ."
by Jessica Alba ex-mexican December 1, 2010
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Let's put down the guitar and f*ck Matt Damon

An expression, depicting the desire for progression to another task, derived from the recent viral video war between Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon as facilitated by Kimmel's girlfriend Sarah Silverman.
"Halo 3's played out. Let's put down the guitar and f*ck Matt Damon."

"Sure. Wait? What the f*ck did you just say?"

,or,

Dude, you're always skipping from one thing to the next. For once could you just hold on to the guitar and NOT f*ck Matt Damon!
by Derek Weyhrauch February 27, 2008
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The Matty John

The act of shitting your underwear then taking them off and putting them in your cousins trash can. While smearing the poop on the trash can lid as you put them in. Then pretending you don’t know where they are.
I got so drunk last night I had to pull the matty john.
by Mattyjohnscousin March 25, 2022
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The Mattachini

The act of breaking up with a girl by fist-bumping her; usually ends up with a very awkward moment where the now single girl is trying to figure out what just happened
Kid- I want to break up with her but it will be awkward
Kid2- Do The Mattachini and run away
Kid- Good idea
by PHS2014 September 10, 2011
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Sifting through the Matthew's Fridge

A misinterpretation of the lyrics from my generation, by Limp Bizkit. Can be used in many ways. The choice is yours.
*my generation plays in background* Andy: Did he just say Sifting through the Matthew's Fridge
Kyle: no what's the fuck is wrong with you the actual lyrics are take 'em to the Matthews Bridge, what would that even mean?

Andy I don't know it can mean many things.
by evilscruffy2 September 11, 2021
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going to the mattresses

Prepare for a battle or adopt a warlike stance.

In times of war or siege, Italian families would vacate their homes and rent apartments in safer areas. In order to protect themselves they would hire soldiers to sleep on the floor in shifts.

Ordinarily we would want to verify such stories before publishing them here as part of a phrase derivation. In this case though it isn't really important. The meaning of the phrase turns on the association in Italian folk-memory of mattresses with safety in wartime. The phrase wasn't well known outside of the USA and Italy prior to the Godfather movies. It was used there, and later in The Sopranos television series, to mean 'preparing for battle'. Whether or not the stories that originated it are true doesn't alter the fact that the screenwriters of those films used them in that context.
"That Sonny's runnin' wild. He's thinkin'a going to the mattresses already."

Mainly popularized by the film, "The Godfather."
by icanjuggle2 March 17, 2010
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