when you gave in to the urge to squeeze out what you thought was a silent fart, instead you shit your drawers.
by banjobill January 10, 2009
Sara thought she could do a barking prairie dog but she ended up letting go with a lumpy fart instead.
by hoho223 February 13, 2010
Hottest Camel ever to grace Internet Fora, When Lumpy comes to your site you're in for a fun ride.
Lumpy has the best camel toe ever.
Lumpy has the best camel toe ever.
by Lumpy O'Reilly July 16, 2009
by Andrew Lane March 12, 2018
The act of eating Cheetos or any other cheese-coated treat, and then rubbing the cheese dust on your balls.
After a fine cheese coating, masturbate and coat your balls with a delicious semen glaze.
From there, dip your balls into the anus of your lover.
After a fine cheese coating, masturbate and coat your balls with a delicious semen glaze.
From there, dip your balls into the anus of your lover.
When my girlfriend was asleep, I decided to finish off her bag of Cheetos, as well as myself. Perfect time to give her the old Lumpy Pumpkin.
by LumpyPumpkin January 15, 2012
When your asshole is inside out and someone licks it guud and gives it the guud succ, basically a blowjob on your inverted asshole
by Poopyheaddd June 14, 2017
Same as a lumpy Jack, except it is when a man is fucking a girl in the anus and shoves his balls into the girl's asshole.
by Punk Rodgers May 19, 2009