pecker leach

1: a woman who luvs to suck the shit outta some dick
2: someone who is a total asshole

My girlfriend is a pecker leach......: Both definitions covered

by mad wiccan May 3, 2003

Leach Alound

When a handjob is given during the act of anal sex, by a chinese man.

Chinese Man 1: Ooooh that hurt soo good.
Chinese Man 2: Here I give you leach alound make it better!

by Ron Roberto July 9, 2010

butt leach

Someone who kisse too much ass and cant take one's lips off of their boss' pooper.

Bob sticks his nose up kevin's ass and has to have hot water poured on him to back off. Bob is Kevin's butt leach buddy.

by Nikolai88 January 16, 2008

penis leach

one who wont get off my dick.

i got some good shit and now my cousin josh is a penis leach.

by mclout October 6, 2009

WiFi Leach

A WiFi Leach is someone who does not have their own network and feeds off of someone eles's WiFi, or always hangs around Starbucks to use their free internet.

WiFi Leach: What is your WiFi password?
Regular Person: It's "getyourownfuckingnetworkfreeloader", all lowercase, no spaces.

by Mississippi_Man1 April 23, 2018

social leach

One who burdens the grace of others by gaining invitation to social gatherings for which the social leach is not equipped to contribute but will still make partial gains at the expense of participants who believe they are benefiting the social leach by being nice to him or her which causes a continuous blood supply from which the leach can suck as he or she achieves more unwanted invitations.

The social leach listened in on all my conversations at the party despite the fact that I ignored him all night, but no one had the balls to tell him he isn't invited to the next meetup.

by jlang13 May 22, 2017

Salty Leach

One who gets very angry very easily.

I would stay away from Ryan today, he is a salty leach.

by V3ry S3xy Ryan November 27, 2018