lange

A person with a severe brand loyalty to apple (mac) products, to the point it is almost sickening. Most of the time, a quite hairy person, maybe even clogs his shower drain. Coincidently , usually has the first name "Jon".

That fucking lange over there is trying to convert PC users to macs, but they keep peacing out on him.

by DB762 November 8, 2006

Lange

Verb. to severely fuck up

Noun. a faggot or one that likes dick or an annoying or shitty situation that is not fun

Adj. Not fun or gay

wtf he is making out with another dude...wow what a Lange.

by pussyyyynucckka November 10, 2010

langing

1. the act of langing
2. one who langes

"Harrison stop langing by the pool" Senora Pricilla Hernanedez

by Pricilla Hernandez1 April 2, 2009

Lang

Slang Term meaning: 'a complete cunt'.

You're a Lang!!! Your Mum is a fat Lang!!! Your Sister is a fucking ugly Lang!!!!!

by InternetLedengdddloijlkoioiisl January 29, 2009

Lang

Gay

That's so lang!

by Rosieyoloswag June 23, 2015

lange frans

A conspiracy theorist who uses conspiracy theories to hide their own, devil worshipping, pedophile, nature

Did you hear that guy talking about how the moonlanding was faked? Yes, better be careful, I have heard he is a lange frans!

by Baas B October 25, 2020

jessica lange

basically the most perfect actress alive; made her rise to fame in the remake of King Kong and is now kicking ass on American Horror Story

person 1: did you watch ahs: coven last night?
person 2: yes! jessica lange is perfection

by ahsfan1111 November 19, 2013