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Jago Sidgwick

the fittest air host ever
by djf;laksd; June 5, 2023
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Jago

A Jago, is man of rare shagging ability. Frequently hailed as having plumber-esque pipe laying abilities.

Jagos’ are a rare spawn mostly found in the southeast of England (cornish origin) however, according to canon lore, have been found to spawn in ultra rare locations such as the north of England (ayup Jago), Australia (Jago mate) and Spain (Iago).
That Jago is a real Top shagger, humble bragger
Vanilla gorilla, high ticket biller
by Fxck_Deeznuts6969 October 5, 2023
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Jago

An alien being resembling a young male of average build. His spacecraft crash-landed in the south of England forming the crater now known as Hertfordshire. The UK government used advanced psychic weaponry to retcon the public's geographical headcanon and convince people of the county's existence. This is why nobody can name anything in Hertfordshire, even though everybody agrees that it is a real place.
It has been 20 years since Jago landed sir, nobody has visited the area known as Hertfordshire yet.
by krn2001 November 22, 2021
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Dirty Jago

When he uses a twin Finn surfboard to penetrate both the anus and the vagina at the same time. While he simultaneously uses a big black dildo on himself
Fuck me boys got up to some dirty Jago nonsense last night in the surf shop now the customers board is damaged and my anus is pulsing blood
by EliasinCoolin25 October 8, 2025
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jago

jago is the most caring, fanciest, sweetest and hottest person ever. he always takes pics when he is peeing. jagodeserves head till he dies. everybody wants and need a bf like jago :3
friend: omg did u met jago already?
friend 2: yes hes amazing!
by cel111na November 21, 2021
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jagO

jagO has a fat choper
jago has a big choper
by tiktak man March 31, 2022
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