A mistooken organization, that failed to exist from 200 years ago. The illuminati was actually a good foundation, that lead to success and victory in the French revolution.
These days, the illuminati is to be known as still "active", when really the illuminati were actually full of Christians, and was a good society to help keep peace and order when all was going mad.
But, the Illuminati was later shut down, after the French Revolution as you see, noone really needed them anymore.
So now, we have idiots walking around going "ERRR ILLUMINATI IS IN EGYPT, I SAW DER PYRAMERDS!" Which is false, and idiots that flash that illumanati sign around in their music videos are idiots as well.
These days, the illuminati is to be known as still "active", when really the illuminati were actually full of Christians, and was a good society to help keep peace and order when all was going mad.
But, the Illuminati was later shut down, after the French Revolution as you see, noone really needed them anymore.
So now, we have idiots walking around going "ERRR ILLUMINATI IS IN EGYPT, I SAW DER PYRAMERDS!" Which is false, and idiots that flash that illumanati sign around in their music videos are idiots as well.
Person 1: "JAY-Z IS IN DER ILLUMINATI I HEARD HIM SAY HE WORSHERPS THE DERVIL LOLZ!"
Person 2: Your an idiot, the illuminati died years ago. It's called satan worshipping you darn fool.
Person 1: "LOLZ U IN THE ILLUMINATI TOO?"
Person 2: Your an idiot, the illuminati died years ago. It's called satan worshipping you darn fool.
Person 1: "LOLZ U IN THE ILLUMINATI TOO?"
by TheCrazedOne March 14, 2012
A group which nobody seems to either know about or be willing to tell the truth about, but post false information about it on urban dictionary like the sad fuckers they are.
Read all previous definitions of Illuminati and see if they all make sense as one pure definition. (unless the definition is not truly believed by the publisher or about a computer/console game, that one's probably sadly true)
This pure definition make sense? Na, because nobody who would post information about a secret group would actually KNOW about it's beliefs/aims they would only be able to assume, as they would be a non-member (assuming the Illuminati does exist).
There's a reason they call it a theory.
This pure definition make sense? Na, because nobody who would post information about a secret group would actually KNOW about it's beliefs/aims they would only be able to assume, as they would be a non-member (assuming the Illuminati does exist).
There's a reason they call it a theory.
by Rationalising March 21, 2009
Illuminati is a triangle with an eye. It’s also some sort of conspiracy theory. Oh, and it can be found on the back of the $1 bill
by Kidswillbekids October 14, 2019
by PIP6 December 30, 2015
The rightful owners of The Earth. A kindhearted organization trying to rid the world of the apes that plague this earth. All hail our reptilian saviors.
by Scrublord2000 March 29, 2016
At Least George Washington In The Worlds Global Name Ranking System The Illuminati Requires The Belief In Heaven, Cutting Of The Uvula, And The Removal Of One Of The Testicles As Initiation And Only Men Are Permitted To Join
by Illuminatiscience February 19, 2022