Get your mind outta the gutters

Something you say when someone is thinking dirty or perverted.

"Wow that's a huge tree..."

"That's what she said!"

"DUDE, get your mind outta the gutters!"

by wheresmikey November 29, 2007

grind the gutter

The process of sliding the penis back and forth in between the lips of the vagina of a hooker that costs fifty dollars or less

"Sorry to hear about your girlfriend breaking up with you, man. I'll pay for you to grind the gutter tonight"

by senornoneck December 15, 2013

Clean the Gutters

To engage in anal sex.

Mike always raves about how he loves to clean the gutters, but really, he's just too poor to afford condoms.

by Domestic Violence July 27, 2010

Out of the Gutter

1. What a friend tells another friend when he/she is being overly perverse

2. A phrase said by weary people when many "That's what she said" and "69" moments happen in a group.

"Dude this mayo jar is hard! Can you help me screw it off?"

"Haha that's what she said, Man!"

"Please dude. Get out of the gutter and help me out here."

by Kawaiisquid February 9, 2009

The Gutter Slut

Known throughout the land as "The Gutter Slut". She makes her mark by experimenting in Bukkake, Buttsecks and other Fun loving enjoyment. Very normal really. She uses words like: Cock, Balls, Cunt, Anal, etc.

"The Gutter Slut came by last night, she let me stick it in her pooper. She loves buttsecks."

"We all just blew a load on The Gutter Sluts face, she loves bukkake"

by Lightning Fast Eddie April 26, 2007

The Guts

Something that is extraordinarily funny..

Yo did you see Kevin Hart's new stand up? Dude was 'the guts' bro!! I couldn't stop laughing!!

by H.D.R September 19, 2010

Shooting the Gutter

In essence, fucking the asscrack. In some areas of the nation this term is known as "Butt Sex Light".

Origin: 16th Century Dutch saffron merchants.

Though Chad's initial thoughts were to stick it in the stink, he pussed out and instead shot the gutter. (It should be noted, that when it was all over Chad was in a position to return home to his wife without any obligation to wash his genitals.)

by C. Krueger Ivy League October 5, 2004