by Drinking Tom May 27, 2015
When you spit on one hand in preparation to give your boy a cheeky rub and tug, then sike them out and run the wet hand through your hair only to begin wacking them off with the other, dry hand.
Yo its fucked, Daniel hit me with the wet hand alaskan dry rub last week.
Man thats wack, we all know your dick is chafing already.
Man thats wack, we all know your dick is chafing already.
by Darklordbunnies May 20, 2022
by Rickbrick March 21, 2023
Opposite of "hot sauce" indicating the presence of an STD causing ones genitalia to burn during urination when infected.
Unless you want your sausage to be covered in the"sauce" you don't really want to fuck Devilla. Nancy on the other hand is like mild dry rub, just as flavorful but without the after burn.
by Hidden truth is a lie November 19, 2023
When you’re forced to jerk off without the aid of lubrication due to the lack of amenities in a cheap hotel while traveling.
After staring at the hot stewardess for three hours on my flight today I had to rub one out with no delay. My cheap hotel had no lubrication so I had to perform a Memphis Dry Rub just to release the poison. Fortunately there was a 7-11 nearby, so round two was much more pleasant.
by Arc A. Noodle September 08, 2021
by Bucksack February 04, 2017
by BiggTasty September 05, 2021