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Texas-Corn-on-the-Cob 

This takes some preparation. First you have to take a massive oblong shit on your kitchen table/countertop. Then take the fresh dookie and immediately place it in the freezer. When the terd is good n' ready, call up some fly bitch and use it as a dildo to fuck her with.
Dude, I've been waiting all week so LaFawnduh can come over and I can give her a Texas Corn-on-the-cob.
Texas-Corn-on-the-Cob by Robo January 3, 2005
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corn on the cob 

Genital warts, esp. on a man's equipment.

Not to be confused with the food of the same name.
1 - "I wouldnt fool around with that guy. Turns out he's got some wicked corn on the cob."

2 - "Oh, you mean he can cook?"

1 - "No."

2 - "Oooooh.....eww...."
corn on the cob by chr February 26, 2007

Corn on the cob 

Corn on the cob, also known as "the Gerald Matthews": When you're exploring a woman's breasts with your mouth, and your first instinct is to bite down as hard as you can rather than gently caressing their nipple's with your tongue.
Bob: You totally hurt Sally last night
Jim: What, how?
Bob: She was crying earlier and said you pulled a corn on the cob on her, I could see the blood dripping through her shirt!
Corn on the cob by Qport November 20, 2015

Corn on the cob 

To fuck a woman from behind.
Then take a sharp implement in each hand and jab her in the hips, thus "corn on the cobbing" her.
"why do you have forks by your bed?"

"gonna have corn on the cob later"
Corn on the cob by smelly sock October 31, 2008

corn on the cob 

A lovemaking move. Possess your woman anally, from behind, getting a good rhythm going. Then when the moment feels right, pull out for a second to reveal a single kernel of corn resting atop your cock.

women love this move.
c'mon baby, how's about some sweet corn on the cob

virgin corn on the cob 

You take a hard cock and jam it into the core of corn so hard you pop the core out, if you do it fast enough the kernels don't have enough time to realize the core is gone and stick to your cock. Then have your girlfriend eat off the kernels.
"hey dude I tried that virgin corn on the cob with my gf last night, she got so excited she accidentally bit me."

Virgin Corn on the cob 

You take your dick and jam it into the core popping it out, if your quick enough the kernels with stay on your dick. Make sure you put butter on your dick too help them stick them gave someone suck off the kernels
"yeah dude I had my gf try the virgin corn on the cob, she got excited and accidentally bit me"