Churning Butter

Describes the act of placing one's penis between two breasts and proceeding to simulate intercourse by sliding the shaft up and down. Synonymous with "titty fucking".

Person A: "Yo do you see the titties on that girl? Milky goodness am I right?"

Person B: "I'd do anything to be churning butter with her right now "

by Large Cheese October 17, 2021

Churning Butter

to use hollowed tree bark as a condum and have anal sex with willing participants

Amy been churnin that butter with deh physics teacher!

by Anonymous April 26, 2003

churn (or) churning butter

Hand job complete with release. Either self inflicted or performed for you by a willing dairymaid.

After seeing her spread in Playboy, I spent the night churning butter.

by Dr. Johnson January 12, 2004

Churn butter

The act of a female masturbating without the use of any electronic toys or devices.

Sean finished too quick so Courtney had to go home and churn butter herself

by Bubba74rocks October 1, 2023

Amish butter churn

When a wooden handle is inserted rectally, until creamy cum is produced.

Last night Davie used a mop handle to give me an Amish butter churn.

by SuperFatSteve April 13, 2024

Homeboy Butter Churn

When you give yourself a buttermilk enema (and keep it in) and let one or more homies churn it into butter via anal sex

"guys make sure you RSVP for the Homeboy Butter Churn this weekend, I need to know how many bottles of buttermilk to get"

by PhatSphoincter September 24, 2025

Churning Butter

The act of jerking off while taking a poop. This is preferably done while you have the runs.

My girl wanted to watch me churning butter, I was going to say no but she squirts so it's chill.

by Id04n41 May 28, 2024