zoomie job

Doggie style, but really fast

The game was about to start so we had to finish with a ZJ (Zoomie Job

by knole March 24, 2024

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Zoomie

A blowjob while on a Zoom meeting

My girlfriend gave me a Zoomie under the desk while so was on our company-wide video conference.

by Baconbarbarian June 19, 2020

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Zoomie

When a dog starts playing and running out of nowhere, and it can't be controlled

Firulais is chasing his tail, that zoomie is freaking me out!

by Bigolita June 8, 2019

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Zoomie

This means that you are with a group of friends in the same room on the same zoom meeting.

We are going to host a zoomie tomorrow.

by Star Wordy lll November 18, 2020

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Zoomies

See also: akathisia, Restless Legs Syndrome, or listen to "I Wanna Be Sedated"

It's like someone is in a time-dilation bubble and they're multitasking for 30 years while your parents watched you for an hour

"Well he stopped hearing voices for a while, but he gets the zoomies every day."

"Bobby had the zoomies all week and so he won't be awake for soccer or church this weekend."

by Don Palabros February 4, 2025

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