An alternative way of describing somebody as smooth brained.
When there are no boats on the water, it is implied that there is no wake and thus the water is calm. This is analogous to the idea that a person with a brain comprised of wrinkles / folds is smarter than one with a brain that is less wrinkly. Thus in this analogy, the brain is the body of water and the wake is the wrinkles / folds (or lack thereof).
When there are no boats on the water, it is implied that there is no wake and thus the water is calm. This is analogous to the idea that a person with a brain comprised of wrinkles / folds is smarter than one with a brain that is less wrinkly. Thus in this analogy, the brain is the body of water and the wake is the wrinkles / folds (or lack thereof).
Me: Can you believe this kid locked himself out of his house again?
Friend: Definitely no boats on the water for him today.
Friend: Definitely no boats on the water for him today.
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When you sit on the toilet and the water level is high enough that when you reach down to wipe your ass your hand gets wet by making contact with the water. Feels pretty gross.
I hate touching the water. It feels so fucking gross to get my hand wet, thinking of all the shit from all the different people who have already used the toilet.
by anonymous 6812 June 23, 2009
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Down there is the first verse.
Down there is the first verse.
We all came out to montreux
On the lake geneva shoreline
To make records with a mobile
We didnt have much time
Frank Zappa and the mothers
Were at the best place around
But some stupid with a flare gun
Burned the place to the ground
Smoke on the water, fire in the sky
On the lake geneva shoreline
To make records with a mobile
We didnt have much time
Frank Zappa and the mothers
Were at the best place around
But some stupid with a flare gun
Burned the place to the ground
Smoke on the water, fire in the sky
by StetanIslendar November 5, 2007
Get the Smoke on the Water mug.when masturbating over a girl the guy cums on her face. he then pulls up his pants, before winking and pointing at the girl "fonz" style before saying "keep the change" as he leaves the room.
** note - this only works if you do not touch the girl after you smear her face with your man fat.
** note - this only works if you do not touch the girl after you smear her face with your man fat.
"so, mark, how did it go with that girl last night?"
"oh, i tipped the waitress."
*high fives*
"are you on for tipping the waitress tonight?"
"i tipped the waitress last night, generously as well. i completely emptied my coin purse."
"oh, i tipped the waitress."
*high fives*
"are you on for tipping the waitress tonight?"
"i tipped the waitress last night, generously as well. i completely emptied my coin purse."
by drstrange September 9, 2008
Get the tipping the waitress mug.1.) a common practice in North America, the act of running water in a sink while defecating in an attempt to prevent others from hearing the embarrassing noises one emits while having a bowel movement
2.) a synonym for having a bowel movement
2.) a synonym for having a bowel movement
Mark: "Brother I ate two dinners last night and I was running the water for like a half hour."
Trent: "Man, after eating all this Taco Bell I'm really gonna have to run the water."
Jeremy: "Did you see that guy just run into the bathroom? He must have to run the water BAD!"
Trent: "Man, after eating all this Taco Bell I'm really gonna have to run the water."
Jeremy: "Did you see that guy just run into the bathroom? He must have to run the water BAD!"
by DavefestClassic September 26, 2011
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man my girl was in the back yard watering the plants, but i took the hose and gave her the water spout
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