light the tree

smoking weed

dubstep is so great after we light the tree

by lindsaymichelle February 28, 2011

ascend the tree

the act of having sexual intercourse, refers to the ascension of the body starting at the feet leading to the genitals. traditional the ascenion begins with either the woman or man placing their foot on the other's opposite foot. Derived from ancient Indian tradition.

dude, you got to ascend the tree slow. She has a nice tree. I would ascend that so fast he wouldn't know what hit him.

by Jonathan Burkels January 6, 2012

burn the tree

just another way to say lets smoke (usually weed)

do u wanna go burn the tree tonight

by callofduty4green July 14, 2010

3 in the tree

The act of inserting 3 fingers in the vagainer whilst you continue to slide your penis in and out of her vaginer in a rhythmic fashion.

Variations include
-the Finger sneaker
-Mega Stretcher
-4 in the hole plus a pole
-the 3 finger side winder
-the 6 finger side winder

Joe- Man, That Tricha girl sure likes it when I put 3 in the tree!

Matt- Whats that?

Joe- When your finger banging her you slide your dick in at the same time! But shes gotta be a real loose hoe!

by A-RON-ALD April 11, 2008

cut the tree down

the act of trying to get rid of a boner

I had to cut the tree down today in math class because i was about to have to stand up in front of the class.

by TST November 24, 2006

the asshole doesn't fall far from the tree

When a son/daughter is intolerable or unlikable, just like their father/mother.

The neighbor boy must be taking lessons from his father. He let his dog poop in our yard again," I said. "The asshole doesn't fall far from the tree.

by HOEL November 8, 2010

but my vision ends with the apple in the tree

This is a verse of a song named "Your love"
Adam and Eve were living their perfect life in Gods perfect Garden. UNTIL...
Eve had to go and take this forbidden fruit from a tree God said to not eat from. As we all know, the fruit is normally referred to as an apple. After this, Eve and Adam got separated.
I think Nicki said that everything was perfect till she s***wed everything up.

Now, this probably means "My dream/wish/vision was that we were still together. (after all)

X:-but my vision ends with the apple in the tree
A-No, I won't forgive you

by The Verse Queen February 17, 2021