Tony the turtle

A black piece of shit the can't find his father.

When Tony the turtle tried to find his father , he realized that his father left for a hot white middle schooler.

by Slim Jim of Torture December 13, 2016

Tony the Clock

The talking clock from Don't Hug me i'm Scared 2 and teaches about time.

Tony the Clock is a huge nerd.

by NekoAsh June 27, 2016

Tony The Tiger

When one man puts sugar on his balls and dick and has his cat lick it off. it is an official Tony The Tiger when the cat can fit the whole 2 inch dick in its mouth. Sam Cole is a prime example.

Sam Cole loves to get Tony The Tigers on Friday nights with his trusty companion, Mittens the cat

by blackpeopleblow March 9, 2009

Tony the Sasquatch

A tall lanky male who likes bunghole. His dick was probably cut down to half the size at birth. Prefers black men. Attracts gay guys.

The person from out of the fire, into the crap ashes.

"That whore is like sucking your own dick, no normal person enjoys it and it probably hurts like Tony the Sasquatch."

by court the dort August 24, 2009

Tony the Tiger

a nickname for someone who flakes a lot; nickname for someone who ditches others often.

Hey Justin, wasn't Chris suppose to meet up with us at 8?
Yea, he's gone Tony the Tiger on us

by Grkdude25 August 4, 2010

Tony the tiger

When something is great, or awesome.
It's Greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat

Guy1: Man, did you see that goal?
Guy2: yeah it was totaly tony the tiger.

by Drewwbs April 18, 2012

Tony the Tradie

Tony the Tradie is an Australian Youtuber that currently sits at 4 subscribers being me paul michele and some other kid he is most known for talking shit outside of target, one of his best known quotes are "Awww he got a cock on him this big m8"

He is desperatly underrated and he deserves your upmost attention subscribe to fucking tony!

or ur a shit cunt m1+7

some chick: "and i was absolutly drenched"
Tony the Tradie: "Ooooh he got a big cock on him M8!"

by sisterfister420 November 26, 2018