The Sage Effect

When you get into a relationship with someone and you break up in the next 2 days.

Bae: I know its been two days in all but... But im just not ready for a relationship.
You: Ok, *whispers* shit, i have the Sage effect!

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) mi gusta August 29, 2018

The Safeway Sage

Retired men who communicate using gender-based jokes, wife jokes, and corny one-liners like "Working hard or hardly working?"

A Safeway Sage feels that a classic witticism like "I'm not getting old, my mirror is wrinkled" sounds fresh no matter how many times you've heard it.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

sage the gemini

an amazing rapper that sings rednose, gas pedal, panoramic and many other urban songs that girls such known as Twerk to. Guys also stand behind them and join in as a partner thing... Yiking is another word for it.

'yo, sage the gemini is ayte new song red nose got those bitches yiking in the club.'

by SageTheGeminiiii September 27, 2013

The 7 Stages of being High

1st stage- feeling the first breathtaking release from reality

2nd stage- this reality creates a world of happiness, a.k.a.
a slight buzz

3rd stage- as your buzz escalates, you discover happiness in all sorts of dimensions. Examples include music being clearer and more vibrant, humor exceeding expectations, and most importantly a pasty mouth

4th stage- your buzz is radiant. you have surpassed reality
and all of the worlds fucked up problems

5th stage- you feel alive/care free. you are in the
moment, eat it, express it. live it.

6th stage- you have completely entered a world like
none other. Your passionate, loving, free. this
world is your happy place

7th stage- You are high/at the top of the world. You are
content with your high and there is no need for
more. Happy.

G1: yo man....how high are you?
G2: dude....im probably at a 4....we should smoke more, i wanna get to a fucking 7 on The 7 Stages of being High chart man...
G1: great idea man....let's do this

15 min later....

G1: dude...guess what...
G2: what?...man....
G1: i'm at a 7.....
G2: right on...me too bro...happy as can be...:)

by Dr. Hoy April 24, 2010

The Four Stages Of Being High

1. The Smoking Stage
2. The Eating Stage
3. The Everything is alive Stage
4. The Sleeping Stage

Guy 1: Those 4 stages of being high are soo true, i didnt believe it when you first told me before we lit up!
Guy 2: I knew you realized it when you started screaming at the refridgerater!

by DaFuzz March 13, 2005

The ol’ Stagecoach

A sexual act consisting of a male and female, in which the female has a rope tethered by her pierced nipples while being in doggy-style and the male takes the reigns.

My girlfriend and I were watching an old western and we decided to try “The ol’ Stagecoach” so we could both watch the movie.

by Stagger237 August 15, 2021

The Four Stages of Being High

First Stage: Hyper
Second Stage: Feeling very happy
Third Stage: Stoned; Where you feel almost dead and anything is comfy
Fourth Stage: Retarded; Where you literally can't operate your own mind and body

After the last stage, it will restart as a new cycle but a "higher" level

Person 1: Dude ok what if when we are smoking, like we are going through a neverending of The four stages of being high, and it just keeps going..
Person 2: Like how you get hyper then happy..oh then you get stoned..hmm and whats above that?
Person 1: Thats when you smoked so much and you are just Retarded
Person 3: Whoa dude..dude!?! look at the spider, I'm so high that I don't care.

by Dizz85 June 29, 2010