rock the sheep mullett

holla---that completely and totally rocked. that is intense. highest level of cool.

That bus driver's mullett is insane...but it doesn't quite surpass rocking the sheep mullett

by cdizzle November 12, 2004

riding the sheep

mensturation, a woman's period, most specifically small African girls with no other means of sanitary pads.

(There's a commercial, about poor African girls who can't go to school because they have their period.)

Me: Can't they just, I don't know....grab some wool or grass or something and shove it in there? I mean, what did any woman do in, like, olden times?

Boyfriend: Better yet...she could just ride a sheep for a few days.

Me: That's fantastic. Riding the sheep!!

by Kim H January 8, 2008

fluffing the sheep

a phrase meaning masturbating

I walked in on my husband last night while he was fluffing the sheep!!

by (¯'._.[Rogelio]._.'¯) June 17, 2008

Shave The Sheep

A traditional term used by a small group of people of a certain community, formal, for using an artifact that grasps the capability to grind a certain plant, which is oftenly inhaled in the form of smoking.

Excuse me, you charge a roach, and you shave the sheep!

by Kill The Scene. February 26, 2009

Tickling the Sheep

When your trying to sell something(car dealer, sales rep) and your trying to work the customer into buying something. It's the act of tickling the sheep.

Hey Rick, has the customer decided on which model router they want to buy yet?
No Dale, I'm still tickling the sheep.

by techsupportgui February 9, 2015

shear the sheep

A game played by a couple where the chick doesn't shave downstairs, and the object of the game is to tackle her, restrain her, and forcefully shave her nether regions with an electric razor. Both parties are naked while playing this game, and the chick runs around the room trying to avoid the "shepherd."

Mindy is mad at her boyfriend because he played "shear the sheep" with her last night and she lost. Now she's part of the metoo movement.

by crudmonkey June 17, 2018

Shearing The Sheep

Trimming your pubic hairs

I’m ready for my date tonight, I spent 15 minutes shearing the sheep today

by Twurzy July 7, 2018