shizzling the nizzle

Masturbatory term.

See also:
stroking the sausage
slapping the meat
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
whacking the mole
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut

"I can't stand to see him shizzling the nizzle."

by Dean May 13, 2005

The Canadian Sizzler

When one dips his penis in maple syrup and wraps his junk with canadian bacon. The syrup will help the bacon stick on your penis. He then proceeds to have intercourse(vaginally or anally) and creates so much heat it cooks the bacon. This may take some time to cook. Once said bacon is cooked the woman then eats the bacon off said member while your jizz in her mouth

Dan: Yo Mike you were really banging that chick last night for a long time.

Mike: Yeah, as soon as she found out I was Canadian, she asked for a The Canadian Sizzler

Dan: Nice!!!

by Canadian ambassador of beaver February 24, 2011

Wuz the frizzle skizzle?

It mean's what's up friend

"Hey dude, wuz the frizzle skizzle?

by Vickiroxx11 December 11, 2011

smizzle the wizzle

this means quite literally to smoke the weeed man. usually used in a kinda way that only pot heads look forward to sayin. hey any chance to smizzle the wizle is a great chance for anyone.

yoooooo man.........um u wanna....smizzle the wizzle and get fumando!!!

by PISAN December 2, 2004

president of the united stizzles

Snoop Dogg.

by matt October 22, 2003

Sizzle the bacon

When you pee into a woman's vagina during intercourse and it makes the same sound as if you were peeing into a toilet .

James:Hey man you get lucky last night?
David: Yea man, and she let me sizzle the bacon too!

by Ghost765 November 2, 2021

spizzle the drizzle

An Old English way for saying that you wanted to cock fight someone. Usually inside a bar bathroom.

"Hey Mike! Come into the back with me and we'll Spizzle the Drizzle."

by TheSpizzleWizard November 9, 2021