romanian penis

Exceptionally Long, smooth, and shaved penis that can satisfy any girl; especially Latinos and Hispanics.

Mircea's Romanian penis pleased and pounded his Mexican girlfriend, Salena's vagina.

by WheelsMcgee December 20, 2013

Romanian handshake

To perform fellatio or cunnilingus in an effort to secure favors or favorable treatment.

"Did you see the gymnastics judging? Somebody must've been doing the old Romanian handshake to get the scores that high."

by Vlad the Impaler August 25, 2004

The Romanian Way

1. A large Romanian penis that rivals the size of a large zucchini. (noun)

2. One might also give "The Romanian Way"...The act of stuffing your Romanian way into an unsuspecting vagina, Thus rendering it immune to the stimulation of a normal penis. (verb)

Last night I raped your moms pussy with "The Romanian Way".

I called your sister over the other day and gave her "The Romanian Way."

by cartoff August 15, 2008

the Romanian pipeline

Much like the Alaskan Pipeline, however in the day prior to the shitting in the condom and freezing in the freezer, eat a diet consisting solely of corn. This is to create a pipeline ribbed for her pleasure.

What did you do last night?
The Romanian Pipeline.
What? The Alaskan Pipeline wasn't good enough for you?
Last time she complained about how the Alaskan wasn't doing it for her.

by freewilly32 August 27, 2009

The Romanian Shuffle

Its when everyone looks left and a Romanian steals something.

Subway Employee: Where did all the chips go? We did not sell that many today.
Subway Manager: It looks like someone pulled the Romanian Shuffle.

by The Blimpostilzskin July 8, 2011

Romanian Cigarette

Romanian Cigarette roh-mey-nee-uh n sig-uh-ret

Noun

`. Sexual act. A person's anus is dilated and a lit cigarette is inserted, the anus will then close around the cigarette and the person will then fart, another person will then inhale the fumes through the cigarette.

My husband and I wanted to spice up our anal BDSM play so we tried out the Romanian Cigarette, it really worked!

Sex Sexual Act Cigarette Anus Pain BDSM

by Sandy Snatchflap October 29, 2014

Romanian Aquarium

When you stand on your knees looking up, and get your mouth filled with piss, cum, or in some cases, extremely loose diarrhea. Occasionally, a mixture may be used, often including alcohol. After your mouth is completely filled, you put small fish into the liquid, creating an aquarium.

Me and my friends were bored, so we created a Romanian Aquarium. I accidentally managed to swallow it after a while.

by pipecleaner81 February 24, 2023