Rod the hod

a useless bald hod carrier that looks like homer simpson ugly twin and never turns up Mondays cos he's down spoons with his boyfriend

it's Monday where's rod the hod oh he's down spoons getting bummed by his lover

by mr cod September 2, 2022

Tongue Punch the Smoke Rod

When you are hitting a bong and slip the tongue in.

After George decided to tongue punch the smoke rod, nobody was willing to hit it.

by BigBallBingus June 10, 2021

closet rod in the ass

When a guy lies to a girl and says he is gay so she will quit trying to rhino clam him, but somehow ends up in bed with a guy to prove it.

John: Hey, Stephanie is psycho, you should run away from that freak.

Ed: I am thinking about telling her I am gay so she'll leave me alone.

(two weeks later)

John: Hey Rich, how come Ed's been such a bitch lately?

Rich: I wasn't supposed to say anything, but he ended up taking a closet rod in the ass so he wouldn't get Cathy Bates'd by Stephanie.

John: Really!? What a fag!

by 31Flavors August 2, 2012

The Norwegian Lightning Rod

A move originating in the lower east side of Norwegia meaning to remove the penis from a women/mans anus and while the shitter is still opened taking a piss into the conerging butthole.

The Norwegian Lightning Rod is actually illegal in Norwegia but still pretty common in poverty stricken places in the country.

by hunty goertz April 13, 2010

Shooting the rodeo

Coined by RedLetterMedia. During the production of a movie, filming scenes at large public events to increase the production value of your of your work without substantially increase the production budget.

We’re going to be shooting the rodeo today during the city’s annual St. Patrick’s Day Parade.

by BabaYaga1646 June 15, 2019

The Rodfellows Movie

A mistake where furries and animals do stuff and have sex.

The Rodfellows Movie gets 1.5 stars on IMDb.

by therodfellowsfanatic November 5, 2020

the rodeo

when participating in love making with one's girlfriend in the "doggystyle" position, mention to hear that you had participated in the same act with her sister (or best friend) the night before. As she tries to get away, you continue to hang on, like riding a bucking bronco. Stay on for 8 seconds and you're the winner.

Alex told me that he wanted to break up with his girlfriend Gwynevere, so he pulled a rodeo on her stankin ass. He only stayed on for 7 seconds though, but that's still good. Here dude, I'll show you. We got it on tape.

by donkey dick April 24, 2003