When you're about to have sex with a girl on her period... you turn out the lights so it's dark, flip her around into the doggystyle position, bend her over, pull her tampon out, and attempt to stick it in her ass in the dark as if you were blind folded and trying to pin the tail on the donkey. Upon completion, sex is mandatory but the return of the tampon to the vagina and/or Donkey Punch is optional.
"Dude, my girl was on the rag last night so I had to play a little "Pin the Tail on the Donkey" to get a piece.
by Daniel Patrickk December 17, 2006
Get the Pin the Tail on the Donkey mug.A boudoir game where the male participant is blindfolded with a dildo strapped to his forehead. He must crawl around the room trying to find his female counterpart based only on his ability to track her "Scent Of A Woman". He must find her in the shortest possible time and insert the dildo while proclaiming "HOO-AH!" in the loudest possible voice.
"I hurt my head playing Pin The Tail On Pacino last night. I thought it was Danielle but it was actually the wardrobe. Now I've got a dildo-bruise on my forehead."
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 4, 2009
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by thecreepyjanitor1012 January 9, 2017
Get the pin the percy mug.To purposely make a person who truly loves you feel like all the downs in your relationship are her fault.
by Betterthantheythink April 18, 2018
Get the Pin the Tail on the Monkey mug.The game needy people are playing when they go from relationship to relationship talking about spending forever with their current partner, when they actually will eventually bail after a few signs of trouble, only to soon find some other sucker.
Bruce: Yeah my cousin's with my ex now.
Karen: Yeah they seem really happy together.
Bruce: Too bad she's just playing Pin The Tail on The Soul Mate all the time. I already feel sorry for him.
Karen: Yeah they seem really happy together.
Bruce: Too bad she's just playing Pin The Tail on The Soul Mate all the time. I already feel sorry for him.
by MonsterCockBaby September 25, 2010
Get the Pin The Tail on The Soul Mate mug.The Portuguese pin bill is a very complex form of sex that involves taking a golf ball and hitting it up the anus and play pinball with the woman's organs.
by Mrs. Stizzie March 3, 2021
Get the the portuguese pin ball mug.While having sex doggystyle and wearing a condom after finishing the male pulls off the now full condom inside out while getting the female's attention so she turns to look back at him, so he can then stick the condom between her eyes thus having pinned the tail on the donkey/ass.
by MediumNasssty April 3, 2022
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