MM:Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me off?
Mordecai:No bro it's kinda gay
Rigby:You're kinda gay, and then kinda like a f*g.
MM:YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME A F*G.
you know who else called me a f*g? my mom.
Skips:I've seen this before. you called him a f*g too many times.
MORDECAI, RIGBY, WE HAVE TO DO CAKE FARTS FOR MM TO CHEER HIM UP.
Mordecai:I don't think i wanna do that.
Benson:Mordecai, Rigby, you're gonna do cake farts for MM or you're FIRED!!
Mordecai:No bro it's kinda gay
Rigby:You're kinda gay, and then kinda like a f*g.
MM:YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME A F*G.
you know who else called me a f*g? my mom.
Skips:I've seen this before. you called him a f*g too many times.
MORDECAI, RIGBY, WE HAVE TO DO CAKE FARTS FOR MM TO CHEER HIM UP.
Mordecai:I don't think i wanna do that.
Benson:Mordecai, Rigby, you're gonna do cake farts for MM or you're FIRED!!
by YADEAD July 22, 2025
Get the Hey Mordecai, how about you jork memug. 
a boy i love sm and all he needs is to feel love. this boy got me blushing all i do is think abt him. i haven't been talked to him :|
friends"whatchu thinkin abt?"
me"mordecai <333"
friends"ugh im so annoyed of hearing abt him"
...i love him sm
me"mordecai <333"
friends"ugh im so annoyed of hearing abt him"
...i love him sm
by he's 4474 miles away March 7, 2024
Get the mordecaimug. Ruler of the solar system. Slayer of whispering eyes. Bringer of ovary explosions. King amongst men. The fourth apostle. Bringer of the end of the Old World Order. Gift given from the gods.
The best name known to human kind.
The best name known to human kind.
by clickcommander February 19, 2018
Get the Jyiodin Mordecai Randallmug. by YT$ĐØŃ November 1, 2020
Get the Mordecaimug. Similar to your standard mordecai brown, the arthritis mordecai is when the three fingers are not joined together and instead are unevenly separated and disproportionately bent at each knuckle, thus causing maximum pleasure upon insertion in a vagina or anus.
I had experienced the mordecai brown, but u haven’t lived until u experience the arthritis mordecai !!! The uneven insertion is truly satisfying.
by M. Scarpati January 2, 2022
Get the Arthritis mordecaimug. the boy i love the most. but he's 4,474 miles away. my song for him:tell him by lauryn hill all this boy needs is love
me:"i love mordecai sm"
my friends"stfu all you do is talk abt him"
...i can't get my mind off of him tho
my friends"stfu all you do is talk abt him"
...i can't get my mind off of him tho
by he's 4474 miles away March 7, 2024
Get the Mordecaimug.