dark side of the moon

The CD that your children will listen to when they are poking smot.

Jeffrey: Hey, Phil, you wanna come over to my house today? I bought some marijuana from Bobby at recess!
Phil: Sure, Jeff, sounds great! I'll bring Dark Side of the Moon!

dark side of the moon by IndieSnob June 20, 2006

eat shit and bark at the moon

An insult spoken to anyone who's done something bad to you or insists on wasting your time after you've asked them not to.

After Ron took my sister on a first date he told me she was a little fat and didn't have much of a personality. I told him to eat shit and bark at the moon and never go near her again.

eat shit and bark at the moon by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones July 27, 2006

fuck a spider on the moon

When a person tells another person to do a thing that clearly cannot be done. Often used when a person has fucked up, but is too proud to admit it, and instead places the blame on someone else.

Employee: "But, you told me to do it..."
Boss: "Yes, well if I told you to fuck a spider on the moon, would you do it?"

fuck a spider on the moon by spiderscantoo September 29, 2009

dark side of the moon

Metaphorical description of the side of the moon facing away from Earth. It was named "dark" only because it was "dark" to our existing knowledge in the many years before space probes existed. This meaning has unfortunately been misunderstood in modern times to mean that one side of the moon is always dark, which is incorrect.

"No one has seen the dark side of the moon."

dark side of the moon by mcsew2k January 8, 2008

Shooting the moon

In the card game Hearts, shooting the moon is taking all available points.

The game of hearts is scored in a golf sort of way. The lower the score the better. Usually the game is played to 100; when one player reaches one hundred, the game ends. If playing for money, payoff is based on point differential, but it has many variations.
All hearts are worth a point each, and the queen of spades is 13.

So you have one of two objectives in each hand: sluff off as many hearts and the Queen as possible to stay low or ... if you think you have the hand, "shoot the moon" by capturing all the hearts and the queen. If you do, each of your opponents is "assessed" 26 points. (shooting the moon)

It's a great play, but a risky one. A player looking to shoot the moon often gets all but say 1 or 2 points. So instead of his opponents being hit for 26 each, they get zero and you would eat 24 points(if another player had, say, 2 hearts)

Shooting the moon by Mongo Gerry March 13, 2010

dub side of the moon

Easy Star All-Stars' reggae version of Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon"

yo that dub side of the moon is tight

dub side of the moon by reggaenomics January 12, 2007

The Hero and the Warrior were like the Sun and the Moon

You watch lego monkey kid. you know damn well you only searched this for the irony. You also probably simp for either Swk, Mac, the Mayor, or Azure Lion. you know you do. keys/pos.

The Hero and the Warrior were like the Sun and the Moon. Their light, a protective glow, shining upon the world. Together, there was nothing that could stop the two of them. Either in the Celestial Realms or on Earth. As time went on, the Hero attained power beyond comprehension. As the Hero's light grew, so too did his shadow. And soon, the Warrior was cast in that shadow. In the darkness, the Warrior was forgotten by the Hero.

The Hero and the Warrior were like the Sun and the Moon by Nezha!!!(Marsh) October 9, 2023