by Long Penis? October 21, 2015

Couch dweller. One who fears the sun. Usually has long lusterous black hair. High Priest of Aethios. Wardrobe consists of nothing but black clothing. Including Ninja shoes. Exceptionally good at Magic. The epitome of awesomeness. Deadly, one whos wrath is to be feared.
Person 1- Dude, that guy is sooooo jarrod,
Person 2- No way man, no one is that cool.
Person 3- No dude, he just jarroded the hell out of that guy at magic!
Person 2- No way man, no one is that cool.
Person 3- No dude, he just jarroded the hell out of that guy at magic!
by Tits On A Stick August 3, 2008

a nerd and or loser who has no friends and is usually obsessed with transformers and or other nerdy gay things
1.Jarrod u nerdy little fucker playing transformers non stop
2. Jarrod get the fuck off the x-box you have been playing it all day.
3.Jarrod stop talking too girls over the internet that you have never met.
2. Jarrod get the fuck off the x-box you have been playing it all day.
3.Jarrod stop talking too girls over the internet that you have never met.
by huiofsdghisdhfgs October 9, 2008

by Margaret Hoven December 14, 2008

annoying, loves rohit, pretty sure he tastes like mango, has no friends, sits in seats that people are gonna sit in, eats his own cum, does no friends, dosnt know his place, depressed, autistic cunt, swirly hair at the back of his head, thinks he has friends, texts his Ex who never loved him and hes upset about it through facebook.
by Fhnfyjrdfnntn March 4, 2019

A faggot
by Queen of the nigers February 15, 2018
