One who tries to 1-up what you do.
A person who is trying to live YOUR life like it's theirs.
A Hater.
A person who is trying to live YOUR life like it's theirs.
A Hater.
You: Hey, I'm going on tour with my band this summer on the West Coast!
Them: I'm going on a WORLD wide tour with my band.
You: *thinking to self* I swear he is such a life jacker.
Them: I'm going on a WORLD wide tour with my band.
You: *thinking to self* I swear he is such a life jacker.
by Karma Eve March 11, 2010
When you see a good hentai for the first time and check the artists to see the others but you already have it bookmarked.
by Istolethatfromreddit64 October 11, 2020
A female whom steals sperm from a genetically superior and unsuspecting male victim in order to produce an offspring to improve ones family genes.
by DaTruth2009 August 30, 2009
by AC August 07, 2003
by bapekid4 July 10, 2006
Man I was at work today trying to go to the bathroom one of them shit jackers was in there for 30 minutes
by Streetworx June 04, 2018
a person who is extremely attractive and charms like a maddogg, these are the people that steal your wifes.
'I was just on the phone to the 'wife-jacker'
'what did he say'
'your missus says that your dicks small compared to mine'
'is that all?'
'yeah and that if i want her back, she will be on the corner of hay and barrack street'
'what did he say'
'your missus says that your dicks small compared to mine'
'is that all?'
'yeah and that if i want her back, she will be on the corner of hay and barrack street'
by tnuk<- April 17, 2009