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Masturbating during church and busting your load all over either the priest or a statue of Jesus.
Masturbating during church and busting your load all over either the priest or a statue of Jesus.
I got banned from most Catholic churches because I keep blinding the gods with my excessive discharge
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Get the Blinding the Gods mug.Something that's out of your hands, which you have to leave up to chance. Also the name of two dope ass Queen songs.
Dude: "Alright, I just sent my resume to the employment office. Whether I get accepted or not is in the lap of the gods."
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Get the in the lap of the gods mug.When you are so turnt, beyond faded- to the point you are "smacked by the gods." Mostly referring to mary jane, but can be used when drinking as well.
by L SIZZLE August 2, 2015
Get the smacked by the Gods mug.The act of pouring out some your alcoholic beverage for the gods. Used during the Classical period of Rome and Greece. Its basis is in the fact that there is a certain amount of alcohol you were going to drink in the given night, and you are sharing it with gods because you are not selfish.
A guy approaches another guy in a bar. "For the gods?", and as they each pour some of their drinks out, they other replies "For the Gods".
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